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Will we see Texas sign one of these mega deals that other universities are jumping on soon? This seems to be an Infinity stone schools are running to for more 💸. LSU just did one with Nike, I heard...

Admit it: you buy the mayo in bulk

All that talking hyping him up. Are we allowed to be pessimistic and upset now? There was a lot of condescending rhetoric insulting our intelligence, when the "doom & gloom" crowd could clearly see what was going on. Will we get any apologies or acknowledgement that we were right in our perception?

After everything else in the cart … a must

In case I can’t make it to the bathroom during livestream

As the dad of a 13 month old, steer clear of Huggies. They cause killer diaper rash, similar to watching Texas being all in and only signing a longsnapper.

Don’t forget the fancy mayo @Gerry Hamilton

Get them all. Especially any duck shaped candy.

Damn

Your damn right I am

Reese

It’s Wilkin Formby lol. There is a reason Texas did not go after him. Not a game changer.

Better grab your avocados before they decide to go back to Mexico

Can’t decide which one to get @Joe Zura

Found what the staff had before negotiating began

The crate should get me though Jan 16

You’re not wrong on the mechanics, but the conclusion is off. Rev share is capped; NIL isn’t — Texas knows that. What’s changed isn’t confusion or “playing nice,” it’s risk tolerance and ROI. Texas got burned paying big money to unproven HS kids, then paying again to retain them when they didn’t play. The portal exposed that model as inefficient. They’re choosing predictability over vibes: spend on proven production, don’t overpay RB5/WR8 just to keep depth, and let desperate programs bid stupid money for backups. Parity isn’t coming because Texas is shrinking — it’s coming because everyone is now rich enough to make bad decisions. The edge going forward isn’t raw spend, it’s evaluation, development, and knowing when not to pay.

If Sark needs a 40 year old tight end, I’m in. Strengths: 6-8 and 270 pounds with an 82” wingspan, great hands, already live in the Austin area, not a transfer threat. Weaknesses: 40 years old, never ran faster than 4.85 (and that was 20 years and 65 pounds ago), stretched ligaments in my right ankle that virtually guarantee a sprain if I step on someone’s foot, terrible play strength for my size, zero lateral agility, cannot play more than two snaps in a row without a 15 minute break.

Sark's convo with ChatGPT just leaked

Absofreakingloutely

You’d be surprised how many dirty diapers I have to throw away here out on the course😪 Working at a golf club isn’t for the the weak

Would I look weird carrying the whole shelf to the checkout line? It’s kind of busy

Has anyone tried unplugging the Portal and plugging it back in?

Dude was one hell of a RB talent