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What I Would Change About On Texas Football


KlondikeMike

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KlondikeMike, probably:

* Bobby is no longer allowed to say “Boom!” after a recruit commits because raising your voice above 85 decibels is undignified.

* Gerry is hereby forbidden from any additional Manscaped ad copy because we don’t talk about our pee-pees in public.

* Bobby and Rod must sit at least 6 feet apart when doing pre-game shows at the Co-Op.

* Rod is no longer able to use the phrase “lifetime Longhorn” on the shows because every life is precious 

 

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