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Bunk Moreland

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  1. Bunk Moreland
    Does Muschamp also have a pee chart?
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    Ready to spread on the corndogs, @Gerry Hamilton!
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    It’s fascinating—just as the whole country vastly overrated Texas to start last year given the youth and relative lack of talented depth, I think a LOT of national pundits are underrating us this year. Maybe people feel kinda snakebit after last year. But you cannot look at this roster and actually believe there are six better teams in the country. That’s just foolishness.
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    I came here to make a post about @Joe Zura but @Jimmy Two Times rendered all other troll posts about sellouts completely irrelevant and unfunny.
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    VY Ricky DJ Colt Orakpo Earl Thomas Huff Casey Hampton Bijan Quentin Jammer It hurt my soul to exclude Ship, Roy, Ced B, etc
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    That was really tough!
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    Easy, tiger. He’s been posting oppo research. I, for one, appreciate it.
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    This is great stuff. Thanks!
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    Well, now I understand how he was able to achieve Rod B’s new favorite stat (Coleman has the highest contested catch rate on deep balls in PFF history): he’s just a freak of nature.
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    I mean, how do you stop this offense if he’s going to be doing THAT?
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    Josh Pate just acknowledged the work being done by our very own @CJ Vogel. We’re proud of you, Young Phenom!
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    Awesome stuff as always, Jeff. Thanks!
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    It’s a hypothetical. Why are you assuming that they are going to start Hutson? And even if they do, he was actually pretty average last year. We can win it all if the rest of the line is above average to elite and our LG is average. Indiana had a few average pieces on its OL, including everybody’s favorite Westlake RG.
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    Welcome! As a board primer, here’s a useful hate scale, normalized from 1-10: 1: OTF fans’ hatred of OTF (doesn’t exist) 2: Gerry’s hatred of vegetables 3: Rod B’s hatred of small butts 4: Bobby’s hatred of the Midwest 5: Texas fans’ hatred of Ketch 6: Joe Z’s hatred of Gerry (his absent father) 7: Texas fans’ hatred of A&M 8: CJ’s hatred of Jordan for taking his “Young Phenom” title 9: Bobby’s hatred of Hashtag 10: Texas fans’ hatred of OU 100: Joe Z’s hatred of Kyle Flood
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    Someone compared him to Lamichael James, which seemed like a solid comp
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    If the portal is back, that means the Portal House is up and running again. @Rocky P @Longhornfrenzy @Joe Zura
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    I was about to remark on the lack of appearances from the pant-pissers today (I thought maybe they were busy changing their yellow undies), and yet slowly but surely they start trickling in again.
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    Wisner was tough, showed up against our biggest rivals, and had a versatile skillset. But in his best season he still only averaged 4.7 YPC—behind arguably the best Texas OL in a generation. That’s just not good enough. If you can’t average 5 YPC in college, you’re just pretty good. Texas needs better than pretty good.
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    I want to hear 30 minutes of Tom Herman talking about his pee chart. And another 30 minutes of him explaining Mensa. Actually, on second thought, I would rather drive a screwdriver through my temple than hear that.
  25. Bunk Moreland
    Impossible. How could he hear you talking about the site when you’re always muted?
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