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I saw that A-Rod is playing Cape Cod ball this summer so no rest for him. I also saw that Mike Antico was released by the Card's organization a couple of days ago. A couple of articles talked about how much the fans liked him and were surprised. It also mentioned how popular he was with his teammates. I hope he gets a shot elsewhere.

Softball mercied the Badgers with a walk off 2 run HR.

We need to score fast and hope Brody settles downs and gives us some innings.

Too bad things went south fast for Luke. He was pitching so well. Now we need Cozart to finish this.

I have lived in several places outside of Texas and have been to both Minnesota and Wisconsin in the summer and winter. Don’t choose winter unless you are forced to. Both states aren’t bad in the summer and have a lot of outdoor activities and better weather than most parts of Texas in the summer.

Tinney sure hits the ball hard. Volantis was great tonight and one mistake (or a good swing by a good hitter) led to the only run he gave up on the 1st batter homerun. Middle relief was a little shaky but Cozart was great. We still need more hits and a bit more clutch if we want to score more runs and make a run in the playoffs.

A student from Texas A&M, a student from The University of Texas, and a pig were in the hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his firstborn. Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room. "Good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig," she announced. "Despite the electrical outage, two healthy young boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered. "However, since the lights went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first." The three proud papas agreed, and the Longhorn won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door. "Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked. "No, I'm not," replied the Longhorn. "But I just couldn't take the chance of choosing the Aggie."

An aggie went to a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He asked the clerk, “How much are they?” The clerk replied, “$10.99 plus tax.” The aggie, looking more confused than usual, replied, “I have to use tacks to keep them on?”

An aggie went to a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He asked the clerk, “How much are they?” The clerk replied, “$10.99 plus tax.” The aggie, looking more confused than usual, replied, “I have to use tacks to keep them on?”

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times..."

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times..."

Did you hear A&M just took delivery of 1000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they are invading UT. Did you hear about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to triplets? When he heard the news, he grabbed his double barrel shotgun and took off to go find the other two guys. Did you hear about the Aggie that learned to count to 21? He was arrested for indecent exposure.

His mom did not teach him his inside voice.

I like the ones with bubble gum.

The physics, chemistry, math, and engineering majors must be pulling the GPAs down. 🤣