Bunk Moreland

Joe knows that he’s my boy. But this is the same guy who brings up John Mateer anytime CJ posts anything on the board. Ditto muting with Blake, Aggie with Gerry, and hating the Midwest with Bobby. He’s practically asking for a pimp slap every now and then. I’m happy to oblige. 😃

I’m gonna second Big Serge. He was a dope interview.

Give it up, Gerry. She’s not into mayo. It could never work.

Joe Z right now, probably

Tortilla avalanche is the best I can come up with

I mean, I agree—I would take both in a heartbeat. But I’m wondering what the staff’s view is. Because those two are going to cost an arm and a leg in NIL, and the last time Texas overspent for a couple of 5-star WR recruits it didn’t go so well. It’s clear Sark is pivoting to favor more experienced talent through the portal, so it would be a bit of a surprise if they genuinely wanted to push for both receivers (unless they think both are actually THAT good and can both make instant contributions in 2027). With Coleman and Wingo likely both gone after this year, the staff pushing for two five-star WR recruits would signal that they likely won’t go heavy after a receiver in the portal. Not sure I love that strategy. Would leave us with a very young receiving corps for Lacey or Bell.

Does the staff view him more as a contingency plan for Royal leaving for LSU, or do you think they’d ideally like both receivers?

I think this is a monkey-typewriter-complete works of Shakespeare scenario, because usually the monkeys in Joe’s head are typing gibberish.

I am not trying to be overly critical, but I have never quite gotten the hype. He is explosive compared to his level of competition, but I’ve never seen him match the burst and top-end speed in a vacuum of a Jaydon Blue or even Raleek Brown. I hope I’m just missing something very obvious with him, and obviously the stats and accolades clearly might point to me being way off. It’s just my lying eyes, I guess.