Bunk Moreland

Sark isn’t even in the same league as Pete Carroll. If Sark was Pete Carroll, he might already have 1-2 natties.

This might be the most disturbing thing he said: “But at the end of the day, it's like we can have high scoring games and I could air it out and lose.” Ah, yes. The brilliant strategy to not score points because we could lose if we scored points. This dude is in such deep denial about how badly he’s screwed up this season. An elite defense is the only thing separating this team from a losing record.

CJ watching Mateer on that first drive

Looks like Gerry’s Cuban doppelgänger, Geraldo.

Matt Rhule was so focused on prepping for his Penn State interview that he inadvertently played himself out of the running for the job.

Nebraska at Minnesota tonight. Bobby must be furious.

If Texas limits pre-snap penalties and stops the run, I’ll go 31-10 Texas. If not, 20-17 Texas.

@Jeff Howe I think this analysis is spot on, and it makes me nervous about this Saturday. The last time we saw this OL on the road, it was ugly. I think we could see a bunch of pre-snap penalties on offense that just kill drives. And I’m not sure I’m totally sold on the run D after the Florida debacle. McGowan is a good back. This might be a pretty ugly game, and I am not sure whether this team is prepared to win in ugly games on the road. Hope we see some growth!

Blake is just a large mute button.

I would add that the possible 5-year eligibility rule that they discussed this morning on coffee and football could be a game changer in terms of retention. If Texas can bring back DJ Campbell for a 5th year, it means you don’t have to go into the portal and pay $2 million for an elite interior OL (if that even exists in the portal). It means you potentially have your entire OL back. That could completely alter the portal strategy and the shape of next season.

I’ll never trust a man who lines his arteries with mayo and shame.

Perhaps speaks to his evaluation.

It seems like the coaches had already started shifting Gibson’s carries to Simon anyway, so a pretty natural reaction.

If that happens, Texas needs to go all-in on Baugh, regardless of all the RBs in the pipeline.

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