Bunk Moreland

Only when a new whataburger opens down the street.

First and most importantly, OTF has been the best in the business from the very beginning. And yet, you continue to grow and improve as time goes on. I’m not sure if it’s just the hiring of @Hank South, but I’ve noticed a really clear and impressive ramp-up in content quality and quantity lately. Hiring Hank gives the staff more flexibility to really address the topics they know and are passionate about, and it also makes the staff much more versatile and deep. Finally, the long-form analysis pieces have become a key part of OTF’s value proposition as a website. The YT channel has been impeccable from the very start, but I’m starting to see @Bobby Burton’s vision for the site too. Yall never cease to impress. Kudos to the whole staff for stepping it up even more. The results are obvious. I can’t wait to see how this community continues to grow and evolve.

Atkinson and Smoke both look like grown-ass men

If you close your eyes and sit really still, you can still hear the faintest whisper of Hashtag being insufferable.

He’s closing in on MJ for #5 all time in scoring. Depending on his longevity, he has a shot at eventually moving past Kareem. Most likely IMO he will retire between Kareem and Malone at #3. But he’s still going strong, so who knows?

You’d better stay on his good side by not launching into another two-week Kyle Flood tirade

Cameron Dickey might be the most overrated player in the country. Yes, his numbers look good (1100 yards on 5.4YPC) but more than 1/3 of those yards came in two games (Kansas and BYU). He only broke 100 yards twice—in those two games—even while playing one of the softest schedules in the country. The only time he played a legit team (Oregon), he ran for 29 yards on 10 carries.

Time flies when you’re partying at the Pink Portal Club!

This can’t be him because he’s not wearing his “I hate Kyle Flood” shirt

Not Texas related, but pretty damn funny:

I feel personally attacked.

@Gerry Hamilton put down the mayo. Step away from the keyboard. Clear your cookies and browser history. Take a walk to cool off. Stay away from Kentucky on your road trip. What the hell did you find at your Alabama sex toy shop?