Bunk Moreland

If the portal is back, that means the Portal House is up and running again. @Rocky P @Longhornfrenzy @Joe Zura

I was about to remark on the lack of appearances from the pant-pissers today (I thought maybe they were busy changing their yellow undies), and yet slowly but surely they start trickling in again.

Wisner was tough, showed up against our biggest rivals, and had a versatile skillset. But in his best season he still only averaged 4.7 YPC—behind arguably the best Texas OL in a generation. That’s just not good enough. If you can’t average 5 YPC in college, you’re just pretty good. Texas needs better than pretty good.

I want to hear 30 minutes of Tom Herman talking about his pee chart. And another 30 minutes of him explaining Mensa. Actually, on second thought, I would rather drive a screwdriver through my temple than hear that.

Impossible. How could he hear you talking about the site when you’re always muted?

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@Joe Zura is in shambles

I think we have our answer @CJ Vogel

Sark has shown that when he badly wants a recruit, he usually will find a way to get him. He doesn’t win every must-have recruitment, but he does win most if he really does decide to go all-in

Based on what?! A tweet with a date and nothing else and the speculation of mod at a site called TigerDroppings who is such a fanboy that he makes Liucci look unbiased and objective? Yes, very solid stuff there.

Some of yall aren’t built for this and it shows

If he improves his receptions-to-targets percentage, then the sky is the limit. He is always a big play waiting to happen, and when he does make a catch it usually turns into something. The issue is his consistency. If he catches just 2-3 more balls per game that come his way, it would probably significantly inflate his overall numbers. So Smith’s junior season does seem like a reasonable ceiling for him.