Bunk Moreland

Not sure about the rest of yall, but I need a break from the relentless pessimism and sniping. This thread is for good vibes only. Wanna post AI-generated images of Gerry covered in mayo? Go for it. Want to make five straight posts of nothing but the same meme over and over? Be my guest. Want to discuss the Texas roster in a way that doesn’t devolve into histrionics? Let’s do it. But if you violate the good-vibes-only clause, you’re going on the list. If you want to panic about the portal, please go back to the freakshow happening in the Sunrise thread. I’ll start: I think we are one OLB/edge like Damon Wilson/Jayden Woods and one high-level safety like Earl Little away from being locked and loaded at DL and secondary. DL feels like it could be an upgrade. Secondary, not sure. Can Mascoe come anywhere near Manny M? I’m skeptical, but definitely like what’s out there on him. So we’ll see. Can D Williams get back on track after two very forgettable years? We need him to be that future first rounder Sark projected. Not sure we have anyone on the roster who can replace Taaffe.

Massive. Still think we should bring in another safety to elevate the position, but secondary is looking solid.

You don’t think this is a bit of an extreme reaction?

All I know is that Bobby is adamant that Texas and OU offered him about the same amount.

Adam Loewy out here saying OU offered 2x what Texas offered in NIL to Parker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You could tell from his body language in the Citrus Bowl that Arch already knew Parker was leaving. He looked pissed more than once at Parker.

Welcome! Certainly hope you’re right on Coleman.

Gerry has said yes

Interesting idea. But it’s also clear that Flood needs to update his run blocking schemes. Georgia has completely figured him out.

Gerry, I posted this in another thread—is Alliegro really that much better than other LBs in the portal? I admittedly did not watch any Wisc football this year, but he wasn’t exactly a tackle machine. I could be way off base, just not familiar with him

Look, it’s CJ without facial hair!

Jeff, you need your own catchphrase. Gerry has hi, Bobby has boom, CJ has his hat throwing, Rod has the helmet, Blake mutes himself. We gotta get you your own thing.