Bunk Moreland

I initially read the title as the “Feces of Desperation” which is also apropos for these cockroaches.

Here’s the thing—they are desperate to appear competent and hold onto the good graces of their fanbase after they bumbled their way into a $6M QB portal debacle. After ALL the millions they pumped into their roster, they may well lose a game or two on the easiest schedule in America. It’s the lowest hanging fruit imaginable to cheap-talk their way into a fake war of words with Sark.

This helps nobody but Tech. Texas needs to not get baited into this because it’s a lose-lose.

I’m excited for the speed and physicality of this team. I can’t even remember the last time we had a roster with this level of elite speed and the potential to be an extremely physical team.

In other words, “I don’t need to see your school—just submit the highest bid if you want me to come.”

Actually I don’t think it’s that simple. Sark has won a conference championship and been to another, and been to two CFP semifinals at Texas. Cristobal won two conference titles at Oregon and zero at Miami, and has been to the playoffs once (title game). Freeman has won zero conference titles (obviously) and has been to the playoffs once (title game). Why is it so obvious that those coaches belong above Sark? You’re saying that getting to the title game should trump all other accomplishments—so, again, these coaches should be on the same level as Sonny Dykes. Otherwise you’re just quantifying it according to the eye test.

Okay but by that logic, Sonny Dykes should be top 5. I think you’ve gotta at least get to the playoffs multiple times to be above Sark.

If they have Freeman that high for making the title game once and not much else, then you are absolutely right. But Cristobal has done it exactly once and been a pretty big failure otherwise. Sark has done big things more consistently.

You know the tortilla-throwing masses in Lubbock are going to be PISSED

lookin good, big guy!