Bunk Moreland

This can’t be him because he’s not wearing his “I hate Kyle Flood” shirt

Not Texas related, but pretty damn funny:

I feel personally attacked.

@Gerry Hamilton put down the mayo. Step away from the keyboard. Clear your cookies and browser history. Take a walk to cool off. Stay away from Kentucky on your road trip. What the hell did you find at your Alabama sex toy shop?

Gerry, remember that mayo is not a lube. And there’s only one orifice where a corndog should be entering. Stay safe out there!

I would like to hear if his philosophy has evolved since this time last year when he said he would always have a young team if he was doing his job right.

Thanks, Jeff! Awesome stuff. Best in the business at what you do, for my money.

road tripping with the Hamiltons!

@Joe Zura is more of a water fowl kinda guy anyway.

I wonder how much Wingo was pressing early in the year, which led to all the drops. It’s a lot of pressure as an underclassman to suddenly be asked to shoulder the load as a #1. With Coleman taking a lot of the heat off of Wingo, I wonder if he’s able to play looser.

I’m grateful to PK. At his best, he has fielded some of the nastiest defenses in the country and among the best Texas has had this century. The advanced metrics suggest that the 2024 defense—especially against the pass—was historically good. I was not always a fan of his passive/conservative approach in situational football moments, but there is no doubt that he helped make Texas an attractive destination for elite defensive players once again.