Bunk Moreland

@Joe Zura

How’s he gonna do that with a coconut cocktail in one hand and a mayo corndog in the other?

@Bobby Burton hats off to you—you have assembled a hell of a team. This level of recruiting news and analysis is not just unmatched in the market, you’re playing a completely different sport than the rest of the field. Really awesome work this weekend, OTF team!

@Joe Zura hates Kyle Flood so much that he gets triggered by any news about defensive linemen too.

Silent commitment

Cody Campbell’s Twitter page tomorrow, probably: “No faithful son or daughter of the Scarlet and Black ought be compelled to witness the fruits of their labor carried southward under circumstances most grievous and suspect. That the noble champions of the Plains, having tilled the softball fields with diligence and devotion, should see their hard-earned glory claimed by the Orange Empire is an affront not merely to competition, but to the very spirit of fair play upon which this great sporting republic was imagined to stand. Let it be recorded for posterity that the citizens of Tortilla Country do hereby register their profound displeasure, and shall henceforth regard this episode as yet another chapter in the long chronicle of hardships unjustly borne by the people of West Texas.”

I never question the nature of Joe Z’s existence. I’m afraid to see how deep the depravity runs.

Originally I thought this was a brilliant strategy by Sark, but this national-level distraction is Joey’s wet dream. In an instant, the Sorsby disaster—one of the biggest scandals in NCAA history and a national embarrassment for Tech—has faded into the background. And Joey McGuire, who looked awful, immoral, and sleazy with his handling of Sorsby, suddenly gets to take the high ground. The media is totally letting him do it, too.

I’m just trolling, Bobby. I know Joey’s full of it.

Looks like you were wrong, @Bobby Burton—Joey the Mouth did call GJ Kinne:

Post of the week

OTF literally has more than 10x the number of YT subscribers as IT. What a colossal error