Bunk Moreland

Awesome stuff as always, Jeff. Thanks!

It’s a hypothetical. Why are you assuming that they are going to start Hutson? And even if they do, he was actually pretty average last year. We can win it all if the rest of the line is above average to elite and our LG is average. Indiana had a few average pieces on its OL, including everybody’s favorite Westlake RG.

Welcome! As a board primer, here’s a useful hate scale, normalized from 1-10: 1: OTF fans’ hatred of OTF (doesn’t exist) 2: Gerry’s hatred of vegetables 3: Rod B’s hatred of small butts 4: Bobby’s hatred of the Midwest 5: Texas fans’ hatred of Ketch 6: Joe Z’s hatred of Gerry (his absent father) 7: Texas fans’ hatred of A&M 8: CJ’s hatred of Jordan for taking his “Young Phenom” title 9: Bobby’s hatred of Hashtag 10: Texas fans’ hatred of OU 100: Joe Z’s hatred of Kyle Flood

Someone compared him to Lamichael James, which seemed like a solid comp

If the portal is back, that means the Portal House is up and running again. @Rocky P @Longhornfrenzy @Joe Zura

I was about to remark on the lack of appearances from the pant-pissers today (I thought maybe they were busy changing their yellow undies), and yet slowly but surely they start trickling in again.

Wisner was tough, showed up against our biggest rivals, and had a versatile skillset. But in his best season he still only averaged 4.7 YPC—behind arguably the best Texas OL in a generation. That’s just not good enough. If you can’t average 5 YPC in college, you’re just pretty good. Texas needs better than pretty good.

I want to hear 30 minutes of Tom Herman talking about his pee chart. And another 30 minutes of him explaining Mensa. Actually, on second thought, I would rather drive a screwdriver through my temple than hear that.

Impossible. How could he hear you talking about the site when you’re always muted?

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