Bunk Moreland

@Rocky P where you at, brother???

@Joe Zura you should take it as an honor that Kirby thinks you’re a freak.

Meanwhile, at a different bar somewhere on Dirty 6th:

Ask and you shall receive @Gerry Hamilton @CJ Vogel

This was fantastic, @Jeff Howe! Gotta feed these tortilla-throwing cockroaches the hard truths!

This is utterly reasonable, and why most of us respect the hell out of you and your approach to running this business.

@Rod Babers “In Tech’s eyes, this has been a successful offseason.” I love you, brother, but that is a laughable statement. They just spent $6M+ on a QB who in all likelihood will never play a down for them. A team with national championship aspirations just a few weeks ago is now scrambling to either throw their morals in the garbage to re-gain his eligibility or rummage through the trash heap for a backup QB, and is so desperate for relevance that they try to cheap-talk their way into the national conversation by puffing their chest out against Texas. This offseason has been a disaster for them.

I initially read the title as the “Feces of Desperation” which is also apropos for these cockroaches.

Here’s the thing—they are desperate to appear competent and hold onto the good graces of their fanbase after they bumbled their way into a $6M QB portal debacle. After ALL the millions they pumped into their roster, they may well lose a game or two on the easiest schedule in America. It’s the lowest hanging fruit imaginable to cheap-talk their way into a fake war of words with Sark.

This helps nobody but Tech. Texas needs to not get baited into this because it’s a lose-lose.

I’m excited for the speed and physicality of this team. I can’t even remember the last time we had a roster with this level of elite speed and the potential to be an extremely physical team.

In other words, “I don’t need to see your school—just submit the highest bid if you want me to come.”

Actually I don’t think it’s that simple. Sark has won a conference championship and been to another, and been to two CFP semifinals at Texas. Cristobal won two conference titles at Oregon and zero at Miami, and has been to the playoffs once (title game). Freeman has won zero conference titles (obviously) and has been to the playoffs once (title game). Why is it so obvious that those coaches belong above Sark? You’re saying that getting to the title game should trump all other accomplishments—so, again, these coaches should be on the same level as Sonny Dykes. Otherwise you’re just quantifying it according to the eye test.