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Maybe CJ is playing his own April fools by saying nothing to it.

They wish…

There is nothing to this.

See that was my first thought here too. I want to say that because no name was mentioned, it seems more plausible as an actual scenario. It would be pretty lame for your big April Fools to be “Texas considers adding to staff.” But I could be wrong, we’re in theoretical town with this for sure.

Since it’s that day, I have to ask, is this an April Fool’s joke?

I thought it meant from the big10, lol

What’s crazy is Horns beat Bobcats for the first time since 2021 at home.

We dare not mention the name you compared Simmons to. Let that aggie name stay in the cult it spawned from.

Barstool Longhorn posted this: ”Hearing from a student staffer Texas and Sark may be bringing on a BIG name in an “offensive advisor/offensive coordinator” type role.” This may not be the BIGgest name in the wild, but a quick google search tells me David Cutcliffe’s current status is “Retiring from his SEC administrative role effective March 31, 2026.” Pretty freaking clean as timing goes. What do y’all think? Do we finally land the Manning Whisperer and add the final infiniti stone to Sark’s gauntlet? 👀

Oh interesting. Maybe I just remember the few times Goosby got beat more than the times Banks did. I also think some of Banks’ pressures allowed were self-sacks from Quinn 😬 But point taken. Goosby is elite.

Goosby has a pressure rate than Banks did. Banks was 1.9% Goosby is at 1.5%

His stride and frame remind me a bit of Derrick Henry, but he probably has a bit more top-end speed and is less of a punishing downhill runner.

I think Simmons has a more explosive BGO than Parsons. Goosby has the same upside in pass pro as Banks, but (a) I think he’s gotten beat more off the edge than Banks ever did at Texas and (b) Banks is a better run blocker.

What about Wingo?

Arch - Andrew Luck Simmons - Parsons Coleman - Mitchell Goosby - Banks

Kind of random but his coach told me Cooper reminds him of Zack Moss.

haven't seen him play enough go give him a comp. From the tape, he runs like Adrian Peterson

Has there been any comps of Derek Cooper?

I haven't heard anything. I understood the logic of opening with Grubbs, but would have expected Flores over Walls and Walker. Hopefully we have a couple runrule-type games in Columbia and he can get a good inning or two under his belt.

Arch: Andrew Luck Simmons: Von Miller

What do you guys think our star players comps are?

There goes BlowU! 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🤘🏽🤘🏾🤘🏿

Thank you, Hank! I could not tell if it was his team's blocking or the opposing defense. Do you think Texas is recruiting him as RB2??