He probably still get hit with the belt from his momma, so he was like, “Oh, I know I’ve messed up. Let me have the game of my life and maybe I won’t be in as much trouble.” Reminds me of cleaning the house before my parents got home because I knew the teacher called them. Hey, it worked twice. Colin, we need a few more games like this.

Their church pastor and deacons may be paying him a visit, along with mom.