Red Five

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Buyout is $30 million, btw. I think he would be back, if he would want to come back. It's more likely we figure out something on offense and make the playoffs, IMO. "Figure out" meaning that Sark starts coaching offense at the level of an average Texas high school offensive coordinator, and stops trying to be a god damn genius.

27-14 Texas

There was "Most talented offense since 2005?" talk in the offseason. I know we've played some tough defenses but what we're seeing is inexcusable.

*kick off. 'We will kick off' vs. 'Texas fielded the opening kickoff'.

I think you're cheating if your "surprise" player is someone who will be a first round pick in the next draft.

Cooper

31-10 Texas

Bite your tongue.

75. Older than I would have guessed.

Sold.

20

Section 117. $375 each OBO. For reference, that's cheaper than every pair for sale in the Texas section on Seatgeek.

This is exactly what I texted a friend earlier. See, the first three quarters of tOSU vs. the fourth quarter. We either look god awful or we move the ball quickly and score. Against Tennessee our offense was hot garbage except for two drives.

Five dudes on defense sounds about right.

The defense

After Muschamp was hired I said Colin Simmons might have 20 sacks. Maybe I undersold it.

Thank the defense. Outside of two drives the offense was hot garbage.

Tom Herman?

He's not a good fit for our offense. And vice versa. Someone like Stetson Bennett would probably win the Heisman for us this year.

Texas 31 Tennessee 20

I saw him break more tackles on about three carries than he did all of last year combined. He wasn't mentally or physically ready to play.

56-6

Probably Bo Jackson.

Well he played every snap last night and Seymore played zero, so yeah.