Mike Hill

From the late Great Blackie Sherrod: A young Aggie had just landed his first job after graduation, but it was in Los Angeles, he had never been out of Brazos County before. The day before he was going to get on the bus his mom had a lady friend over and she was telling the friend about the big news. The lady friend says, “I got a boy that works out there, could you call him in here I got a favor to ask.” He comes in and the lady sez, “If you see my boy out there you tell him to call home.” The Aggie sez, “Shore, what’s his name?” The lady sez, “Dunn, John Dunn.” Off he goes… He gets all the way out there to LA and the bus drops him off right in downtown L A, cars and people going every which way… He just so happens to look up and there’s a tall building with a big sign on top, “Dun and Bradstreet.” So he crosses the street and heads inside, there’s a young receptionist gal behind a big counter. The Aggie walks up and asks, “You gotta a John here?” See says, “Well of course, the second door on the right, just down that hallway.” He says, "Appreciate it.” He goes walking in about the time a guy is coming out of one of the stalls, the Aggie asks the guy, “Are you Dunn?” The guy looks at him sorta puzzled and says, “Well, yah I guess I am.” The Aggie says, “Call your Mama.”

There was this guy that lived down by College Station and he had a buddy that was and Aggie, he called his buddy up one day and his Aggie buddy was telling him he was very depressed. The guy asked him, why are you so depressed? The Aggie says well I picked up this puzzle and I've been working on it all afternoon and I can't get the puzzle to look like the picture on the box. His buddy asks, what's the puzzle supposed to look like and Aggie says a rooster. So his buddy says well hang on I'll come over and see if I can help and over he goes. He gets there comes walking in takes a look at the Aggie, a look at the table and looks at the puzzle, and says well I can certainly understand why you're feeling so frustrated with that puzzle. I tell you what, why don't you just go outside grab you a beer and sit out on the porch and try to calm down and I'll see if I can get all these Corn Flakes back into the box...

They had to take the "911" off the the police cars in College Station... Them Aggies kept stealin' them thinking they were Porsches.