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I say kick all day. Let the crowd set the tone instantly.

I’m not weighing in on if it will happen, I am just chuckling at thinking about how the presidents might vote on Thursday. Their needs to be 11 votes to expel LSU. Who might vote for it? 1. Ole Miss (hahahaha) 2. Tennessee (hahaha) 3. Mississippi State (kicking their rival—probably yes) 4. Alabama (eliminate a rival from their rebirt-probably so) 5. Vanderbilt - for integrity reasons 6. Florida. They may do it just so they can have a chance at Easton Royal. 7. South Carolina-will make them feel better about Beamer. 8. Aggie—self righteousness is part and parcel of the delusion. 9. Arkansas—maybe 10. Oklahoma—maybe 11. Kentucky—maybe I dont see Georgia voting against them. I don’t know about Texas or Missouri Kicking LSU out would likely also hurt the SEC revenue package so I don’t think they will do it, but I am here for the pettiness. .

If we can keep it clean and execute in the redzone, I feel good about this game. Big if though.

24 teams means more money from TV

If Texas wins the coin toss are you taking the ball or deferring in this particular game?

Worth the time IMO.

We talked about the importance of scoring first for the Longhorns and getting off to a fast start in these marquee big games. Well, according to the game notes ahead of the Ohio State meeting this weekend at DKR, whichever team puts points on the board first, might just decide the contest. In the Sarkisian era – • Texas is 34–6 (85.0 win %) when scoring first. However... • Texas is just 15–14 (51.7%) when the opponent scores first. Texas received the football first in the 2025 Cotton Bowl, and in Columbus a year ago. In both instances, the Longhorns turned the ball over on downs to begin the game. Additionally, Ohio State was the first team to put points on the board in both contests as well.

I'm with Gerry, prefer 16, but 24 is better than 12. Those home field playoff games will have fantastic atmosphere

Seems like we’ve been a little boom or bust in this matchup. I think we will be able to run outside zone more successfully than in the past vs OSU. I know we aren’t about to bottle up smith for a 3rd time but the others in the WR room don’t linger over my mind nearly as much as the previous 2 years. If we are competitive running the ball and limit their explosives I feel good.

Robin Williams has to be in the discussion here…

A lot of OGs named here. Up and comers that I enjoy are Ary Matti, Jeff Arcuri, Cristina Mariani.

The big problem is guaranteed spots for G6 trans and Notre Divas. Those need to be eliminated!! 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🤘🏽🤘🏾🤘🏿

Congress

George Carlin Ron White is still around. Weird backgrounds in his new videos.

Scrolled too far to find this. Kevin Nealon, Anthony Jeselnik, Nikki Glaser, Aziz Ansari, TJ Miller, Chris D’elia, Daniel Tosh were all on fire in the 2010s. Nikki’s even bigger now

a&m fans

Josie Busceme interview

Bye Felecia!

Casey Rocket. The absurdity factor is off the charts

Dangerfield, Carlin, Jeff Ross, Lenny Clarke, Gillis, Norm Macdonald, Andrew Dice Clay.

Please, God. A 24 team CFP is awful. Leave it at 12 or max 16. a 24 team playoff opens the door to 7-8 win teams in the CFP. Thats a bunch of shite.

Bye Felecia!

That’s what bothered me the most about both losses. We hit big plays and left at least half a dozen more on the field at the same time in both contests.

A lot of good ones listed. I did not see John Pinette (RIP) listed but he was really funny with routines about eating and being fat.

I could’ve stopped at the red zone. It’s that important.