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"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

 
 
 
 
 
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Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

"How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."

"What's shaking, Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"
"Going Down?"

"What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel."

"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
"Daddy wuvs you."

“Whats going on Mr. Peterson?” “Better question is what’s going IN Mr. Peterson. Make it a beer”

“How is your day Norm?” “Its a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milkbone underwear”

 

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10 hours ago, Texas84 said:

Hey Blake, ya'll need YouTube subscriptions.

We are in the process of discussing a whole bunch of exciting new features. I’ll bring this up. 

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