Blame me for the first half

[Realist Horn]

I had in-laws over watching the game and I wasn’t in my rightful seat the first half. At halftime, I showered to wash off the bad juju, put on my UT ring, and kicked “pa pa” out of my seat, telling him when need to switch this up. 
 

After the game, pa pa, who fell in and out of sleep only to be awaken when I screamed in excitement, told me to never lose that ring or sell the chair.