Bobby_Batronic

I think it’s safe to say at this point in the proceedings that “All In” is a lot closer to “Getting It Pushed In.” There’s still time to manage the situation with well selected second and third choices, but it looks like our process is decidedly broken from acquisition to retention. We’ve got a week to evaluate, tamper, cajole and spend our a$$es off.

People are people. The only place Texas fans are special is in their own heads. It’s the same everywhere that sport matters. 2026 is set to be the year, and UT’s football program is objectively getting it’s teeth kicked in in the portal despite knowing from about game 2 that we’d have to win the day there to make 2026 dreams possible. So people are pissed. And they would be if this board was dedicated to any blue blood experiencing this level of failure. A quick jaunt over to Alabama’s, FSU’s, Clemson’s or pick your struggling P4 program will look virtually the same. And they’ll think they’re a special fan base there too.

Texas is objectively getting their a**es handed to them in the portal.

He won’t be WR1 at OU which makes the money play more galling. This won’t be about playing time. Or he will be seriously disappointed if he think it is.

The annual swimsuit calendar has been discontinued due to inability to keep them in stock. Instead, a new Gerry Hamilton bobble head doll with a 5.0 in one hand, CFA nuggets in the other and a Mayo drenched corn dog in his mouth all be sent out. There is also a bobble of Burton yelling “Boom!” While he accidentally kicks his router, and one of CJ Vogel wearing his Mateerix Reloaded shirt throwing his hat. Manufacturers declined to produce a Jeff Howe doll for safety reasons. That much sexy on the dash would be distracting to drivers. Also the Rod Babers doll shook its head so fast that testers reported that they thought they had consumed Rogue Shop beforehand, and Coach Shipley’s too closely resembled Jimmy Buffet on a golf cart.

Tre is getting bad advice, and will probably find out in the portal ( he’ll most certainly find out in the NFL) that he’s a role player and not a starter. If someone wants to pay him starter money then the joke’s on them. Winnerness can only overcome so much. I wish him the best. He’s been a gritty warrior for Texas, but I think this is a mistake. He could have been beloved contributor during a hopeful MNC run. I fear he’ll be just a guy somewhere else. May he prove us all wrong. Good decisions rarely follow bad ones.

I believe in real life that actor Daniel Stern only allowed them 1 take with an actual spider on his face. Incidentally, that is one more take than I would have allowed. His being electrocuted in Home Alone 2 still gets me deep in my gut. Right up there with the flying horses in the exploding fake Rock Ridge from Blazing Saddles, Jeff Daniels intestinal distress scene in Dumb and Dumber, and Mike Meyers getting a cart stuck in a tunnel in Austin Powers.

Makes him look younger. Also, the inevitable progression from a thinning pate to a solid bit of chin whiskers.

I can watch the snow shovel to the face all day.

Kinda surprised a man who runs runs an offense that conservative, boring and uncreative managed to run his game in an office setting. Sherrone Moore sucks. He sucked when he subbed for Harbaugh, sucked at running his program, was destined to fail and the university was likey looking for an out. Only his continual improbable wins against OSU kept him around. I’ll be curious what Michigan Man Big Blue can drum up to run their program. Wouldn’t surprise me if they kicked the tires on Harbaugh again.

He’s got about a month to do some real tampering…errr….yeoman’s work in the portal.

They probably take a few above the 85 limit that they want to hang onto or want to bring in, or have to, as you well noted, increase the number of women’s sports on campus. I mean. How many soccer teams can you field? Full contact Quidditch?

Sherrone Moore endeavors to bore his opponents into defeat.

So who are your top 20 extra must haves?

Urban Meyer is tanned, fat and rested. Also, Kelly seems to have some free time on his hands.