Bobby_Batronic

Forget the 65’s and ask why Pat Mahommes is lifting with the team.

Yeah. During last football season. But not recently. He’s probably just a larda**, but there’s a chance he’s trying to reduce his rotundity.

Might be one of those cats who fasts all day and has a small window to eat his heart out. I worked with a guy who’d lost 50 lbs by fasting until 11am, eating anything he wanted until 2pm and then fasting until the same time the next day. We went to lunch one day, had a lot of TexMex and I was considering taking a bit of siesta when we got back to the hotel when he piped up about the next restaurant he wanted to go to. I would call his eating process akin to Cookie Monster at a Cumbl buffet, but he was dropping weight.

Still carrying about 10 more LBs than I’d like, but I’m working on it.

I dunno, kids might flock to him rolling to practice on a burnt orange Rascal. I’m not worried as much about that as seeing how his man proclivities lines up with tendency to play cover three match to near exclusion.

I don’t know if it’s the best or most unexpected, but I always enjoy the Bing Crosby/ David Bowie collaboration of Peace On Earth/ Little Drummer Boy around Christmas. Don’t know why. Has the right feels.

I liked that new near side armed delivery by Duplantier. That could be nasty if he really grows into it.

Oh, I’ve had to modify my diet and hydration greatly. Things are better, but it’s a biological deficiency of mine. I was passing one in HS and they did an X-ray to see if I had any more. There were 20 on deck. 11 on one side and 9 on the other. Lithotripsied them all. Lotta pain there afterwards. Now they use lasers and play Asteroids until the rocks are gone, but it’s still nightmare fuel. But I’m down to passing a small one every 5-6 years now that we know what’s up.

Sounds like the difference between a gratifying post retirement pursuit and working for a living.

Chuck Norris puts the martial art into artesian. It is to be expected that his brand of water kicks a**. Actually, I have kidney stone issues which pretty much limit me to water and lemonade. Sprite is ok too. Beer, tea ( I really miss my sweet tea), coffee and most colas are generally off limits. I’ll give his Walker Texas Rain Water a try.

Water. I live on that s***.

Lake Jackson. Went to school in Louisiana, lived there for 6 years, ran into some trouble, married her and drug her back to Texas. In Keller for 21 years, but looking to move to the fringes of the metroplex to get some more elbow room.

There’s no Gnews like Good Gnews with Hero Kanu.

I just wanted to say that the new and improved Annual Swim Suit Calendar featuring Jeff Howe and Gerry Hamilton is going to be sent out to all OG’s when the podcast hits 100k subscribers. ManCanduary, Manscaped March, Mayo, Jerky June and Joy Mode July are leaders in the clubhouse for the featured months. Guest appearances by the fabled Mobile Commando Unit and Gerry’s girlfriends in the bonus month of Chicks Fil A are also expected. Welcome aboard Jeff!!!

I’m not taking it for granted that we’ll be able to. Im a bit leery about the spring window because that is usually guys who waited to see how spring ball would shake out to jump, or decide if they like a new staff. That may or may not be the real dudes needed at DT and WR.