Bobby_Batronic

I have a feeling we’ll score about 24. Maybe 27 if we have a rocking third quarter.

Now that the Manscape lawsuits have been settled, they wanted some royalties for Manscaped Mowvember, I think we can revisit the annual OTF swimsuit calendar give away.

It is true. Some things were said. He has a case of the dreaded Word Flu.

Our very own Clay Jordan Vogel. Turns out CJ actually stands for something.

Has Hutson been doing thing to have his body SEC football ready for the last 7 months?

I just need someone who can make contact against UGA pitching.

Please bring in Cat as much as possible to comment on softball or any other subject she cares to discuss with no time limits. Also, can we restart the OTF swim calendar once the litigation from the last installment is settled ?

Hard to move much mass (DT’s) if you’re not thick in the a**. Looks like we’ll be doing more attacking through the Ardennes as an offensive unit than taking on the Maginot Line directly. Hopefully our aerial blitz is better this year.

Which is why you have to turn it up to 11.

I trust you had the decency to name these two Hanz and Franz.

Ranger Augustus McStray in his element after a long day of shepharding. His kiddos call him Ranger.

I think it’s safe to say at this point in the proceedings that “All In” is a lot closer to “Getting It Pushed In.” There’s still time to manage the situation with well selected second and third choices, but it looks like our process is decidedly broken from acquisition to retention. We’ve got a week to evaluate, tamper, cajole and spend our a$$es off.

People are people. The only place Texas fans are special is in their own heads. It’s the same everywhere that sport matters. 2026 is set to be the year, and UT’s football program is objectively getting it’s teeth kicked in in the portal despite knowing from about game 2 that we’d have to win the day there to make 2026 dreams possible. So people are pissed. And they would be if this board was dedicated to any blue blood experiencing this level of failure. A quick jaunt over to Alabama’s, FSU’s, Clemson’s or pick your struggling P4 program will look virtually the same. And they’ll think they’re a special fan base there too.

Texas is objectively getting their a**es handed to them in the portal.

He won’t be WR1 at OU which makes the money play more galling. This won’t be about playing time. Or he will be seriously disappointed if he think it is.