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My wife’s been doing that to me for all 10 years of our marriage. But I’m still here, bec I’m a glue guy. I’m a locker room guy. I keep the vibes HIGH. She needs me! I hope

Call me biased, but I literally can’t wrap my mind around the outcry for targeting on that play. It was BANG BANG, and Taaffe made a perfect stop. Head up, brought hands, and even attempted to wrap up but obviously couldn’t as he shot the receiver into orbit lol. The way he brought that boom should be taught in a textbook somewhere. The hockey-esque stop and shoulder check by their rb earlier when Taaffe was in coverage was a blatant no call that ASU got away with. If you really want to nickel and dime the targeting rule, and the key point of “leads with the crown of the helmet” then Skattebo should get called for it 90% of the time he runs the rock. Dude gets so low that’s it’s nearly impossible to to get the crown of his helmet rammed into yours. Jelani McDonald did an AMAZING job in the first half where Skattebo damn near went chest to turf, and somehow McDonald got just as low and they both went crown to crown and he stopped Cam.

Thank you for the parlay. Send me your Venmo so I can collect my donation back please 😅

They shouldn’t even have a say. The CFP needs to call the Michigan AD to approve whatever songs Tennessee walks out too in the Big House (south)

Bert Auburn transformed into this years version of Justin Tucker. Fell off a cliff, a year after he hit what? 19, or 21 in a row? And now he’s like a 65% kicker.

Looks like Georgia isn’t used to somebody coming in and punking them on their top instate talent other than Bama. Well, guess what losers? Quit being soft, this is the SEC after all, right? And we’re here now.

On our way to CSTAT! See you jokers tomorrow/Saturday. 🤘

As a kid, around 1999. I would’ve been 8 years old, and can remember Ricky Williams all over my TV. I’m born and raised in the Midwest, (southern Missouri) but we lived in SoCal for 5 years when I started kindergarten while my dad did his time in the Marine Corps. No rhyme or reason too it, I was hooked with the burnt orange colors, and Ricky running wild. And to this day, still in southern Mo, my house is flooded with Texas gear. I try to get to multiple games every year, and you bet your sweet @$$ I’ll be in CStat Friday morning and ready for this one. 🤘🤘 the best part, Is that it’ll be my first time with my dad at a game, and him and his CEO are both Aggies. And we’ll all be seated together

We had a little luck I’d say. Nothing giant, but I did get to hammer one with my 5 and 2 year old in the stand to watch, so that was awesome. Now……..it’s time to cull a lot of does out

Those Missouri white tails hit different 😤

Our firearms season (Missouri) starts this weekend!

I don’t think it matters now that Georgia lost today. Pretty positive Texas controls its destiny now. Win, and they’re in. With A&M losing last week to SC.

Got our ass kicked so bad in a JV game my freshman year on the road, and coach told us we had no energy and he had a fix for that. Rather than going to the locker room at halftime, he took us across the field in front of the other teams fans, and made us do up-downs the entire halftime break 😂

Agree 100%. Their DL gets upfield fast and in a hurry, BUT, don’t seem to always play disciplined and hold the point of attack while they find the ball and play in their gaps. Unfortunately for Texas though, Quinn isn’t the same threat to expose that like Sellers was. Time and time again last night, Scourton would be 3 yards in the backfield right after the snap and SC would run right inside of that with Sanders or Sellers and make them pay.

The fastest qb on our schedule sure did get swarmed and stuffed in a locker tonight….

Dannnnnnng, wonder what led to that? Minus the alcohol

Got a buddy that’s a massive hogs fan. Told him earlier not to fret about the blowout today, bec they’ll play like a top 5 team when we roll into Fayetteville lol

Joe Tessitore yells….. A LOT

Prove it. Without saying “Gerry said so”

I wouldn’t “fear” losing this one at all. Great player, but he wasn’t on 85% of of our radars 2 weeks ago. This is just Sark and Co swinging big late, for all the top players they can get to campus. If we get him, great. If not, onto the next.

I heard he loved the visit, but hates Texas. Also heard he tried to commit, but was reminded he shouldn’t. But then my other sources told me he wanted to play receiver, but Sark viewed him more as a corner. So it’s TBD. Hope this helps

Guess it’s 5 o’clock somewhere

Nice to meet you, Mr. Lefau

Same. His brother, E, is a machine for horrible takes. I like Sam though.

I was just giving ya hell lol. I’m 6”1, and just never quite could get it done 😂