I got one. So all 4 years of hs I was the deep snapper, but freshman year we figured out I punted better than the punter and he snapped better than me so we switched. This was during the season so I pretty much had zero time to practice before our game. Anyways, we're getting it handed to us, so I'm getting plenty of on the job training, and their rush is getting close each time. My personal protector, instead of stepping up to block, kept dropping back and nearly hitting me, so I told him to quit doing that. What do you know, late 3rd quarter, they send an all out block, I see a shadow on the ball as I go to punt the you know what out of it, and figure out that said shadow was my protector's backside, resulting in me kicking him solid. The ball rolls away, I pick it up and get the first down but only cause everyone was laughing so damn hard at what happened and the end result of him trying to sprint off the field while holding his own rear end.