lemonandaturd

LSU beats the aggys by 10. Georgia destroys OU.

58-10 Texas

Texas 48 Texas State 20

Gotch Yarborough and Unique Brissett II

Since 1960, we have 4 national championships. The only teams that have more are Nebraska 5, Miami 5, USC 7, and Alabama 13. A lot of other teams' fanbases probably feel they have been burned too many times as well.

Billy Bob Barron

We won a national championship with Harris, Bobino and Killebrew. I think Biles, Spence, Cryer and possibly Smith will be satisfactory.

IDMAS

Sorsby can play in the UFL next season for the Houston Gamblers. Bet on himself to beat out QB Hunter Dekkers of Iowa State fame.

Siler?

When Sorsby throws a brain fart pick six in the 4th quarter of a conference game next season that results in a loss, those tortilla tossers will turn on him fast. Every one of his screwups will make it appear that the fix is in for one of his betting cronies. What a mess.

Yep, time to let his Knuts hang.

I bet Muschamp won't put up with dubious.

Fullback: Steve Worster

Muschamp's defense holds aggy and OU to under 10 points in those games. Texas D gets four sacks on Julian Sayin. Mateer throws a pick six to McDonald, Biles or Smith. Fans boo and shoot the finger at Parker Livingstone.