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Did you put in “make him overdose on tren/test?”

Daddy Gerry’s gonna wash out that filthy little duck mouth

Also, I didn't want to throw specific players under the bus, but I have the penalties associated with each individual player as well...

We can adjust those penalties accordingly - the offense would have an even bigger share of the blame probably pushing 55%.

Good news for the Horns here.

Former Texas RB Christian Clark has committed to South Carolina.

Are we going to see a tweet from the Cocks WBB to the Cocks FB accounts of them shaking hands? We need something to get excited about - I turn 50 on Sunday...I need some distraction for that!

The WBB game yesterday did it for him.

warren roberson too?

Former Texas RB Christian Clark has committed to South Carolina.

Baker, hold on the first offensive play in OT. Least think it was play 1.

Tremendous haha

By day 15 of the portal, I guess this is the thread saying they are portaled out.

He needs an exit Strat for those tacos.

After hearing everyone talk about how Texas needed to cut down on its penalties next year, I took a deeper dive. I looked at all penalties, even those that were offset or declined. I know am missing one penalty from the Kentucky Overtime as I could not get a play-by-play for those drives (not sure if it was offensive or defensive) In total, Texas had 119 penalties called on them in 2025 - 7 of those were declined and 4 were offset for a total of 108 enforced. for over 900 yards. Of all penalties called (including declined/offsetting) they are broken down as follows: OFFENSE - 64 or 54% DEFENSE - 40 or 34% SPECIAL TEAMS - 14 or 12% Of those penalties - these were the most common: False Start - 26 Holding (offensive) - 25 Personal Fouls/Roughing/Unnecessary Roughness/Unsportsmanlike Conduct - 12 Offsides - 10 (C. Simmons accounted for 5 of them) Defensive Face Mask - 7 Pass Interference/Delay of Game - 5 Defensive Holding - 5 (illegal block, special teams holding, illegal blocks, illegal shifts/formations, ineligible man down field) all had less than 5 more than 1. Intentional grounding - 1. False Starts, Offsides and Delay of Game penalties are all pre-snap penalties - and accounted for more than a 1/3 of Texas penalties. Your personal fouls, lates hits and unsportsmanlike conduct penalties are usually post-play fouls and accounted for 10%. By just being more disciplined pre-snap and post play, Texas can easily cut its penalties next season as they accounted for 40% of Texas' penalties. .

An grad portal possibilities out there?

How about Michael Lam Terry and Justus Ham Terry?

Probably my favorite oneyet. Also most accurate!