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Toronto Maple Leafs rookie Auston Matthews scored four goals in his NHL debut against the Ottawa Senators. He scored on his first two shots in the league.

It was extremely poor parenting lol

That's wild

Looking for dat Duke’s @Gerry Hamilton

Gerry, this is on you. All you had to do is bring the milk back to the house. He missed out on tough love, and was terrorized by mayo on corn dogs.

"Hey coach how's it goi-"

Yep. He wants you to hit the opponent so hard that he pisses himself. The diameter of the piss ring is the chart.

Negative reference. Never did anything but get his butt kicked when it mattered.

AI always great for reference

"We talkin bout practice. Don't need no damn practice."

Someone posted that his rookie cards were selling for $150 this morning and tonight they were selling for $1200 on eBay.

Get a life, Jaydon.

Give me a better start to a sports career anywhere?!?

Wow, she’s so fluid, is without a doubt elite.

This is so great

Holy !!!

Even the Red Sox AAA club is having some fun at his expense. 😂

Gonna lock it up for the night. Think this one ran its course.

I saw on X today that a $10 bet (HR in 1st 3 ABs) would have netted over $7M in payouts.

Ridiculous debut. Somebody paid 27 bucks for him in my baseball fantasy league last week. I guess he was worth it.

If the rumors are true, then Sarkisian is likely the best coach Smith can have right now. Everyone should be smart enough to figure it out from there, but this isn't a Jollyful situation for sure.

Banks has scheduled an official visit to Austin from September 18–20, 2026. Banks recently named Texas as one of the four programs communicating with her the most and being there "from the beginning". She publicly noted that she can strongly see herself fitting into the Longhorns' system.