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Insert a fork in you

Sark is done and I think we're done from Houston today.

Was at the game vs USC in the Coliseum of him going off. Tough loss but a great game.

This is the real question 👀

Did Sark address the rumor that Joe Z knows more about football than Kyle Flood?

A lot of the questions from the audience overlap. On non-conference scheduling, though, Sark said that there's a team in the state of Texas that plays a schedule Texas could probably play with its twos and threes, but the team playing that schedule has a good chance to make the CFP. That's what he's talking about regarding scheduling inequality.

So awesome.

Hahaha, sit back and wait just like that natty and a touchdown in a playoff game…oops

Sark says he wants to retire a Longhorn after pointing out that his sixth season at Texas marks the longest time he's been at a job.

Sark on Texas drawing 9.2 million viewers for Citrus Bowl: "Either you love us or you hate us, you wish you were us and you want to watch us play."

You sign up to be at Texas to live up to, exceed and create a new standard.

Cohesion, connectivity and accountability will make the difference for Texas playing opponents like Tennessee, LSU and Texas A&M on the road.

Sark: "This idea of being tough all day, it's got to be every day... every way we go."

Sark on last year's team: "We finally became the culture and the team that I wanted to be by about October."

Sark: "Our guys don't take basket weaving — in case anyone was wondering — and our guys go to class." Tongue firmly planted in cheek when delivering that line.

Sounds like he has been listening to me Jeff am I right

Turnover margin is the top statistic in football that determines wins and losses. "But you can't be No. 4 in turnover margin and No. 134 in penalties," he said.

If Elko is there hide the bowl of rolls.

Sark: "We need to reduce the dumbass penalties." A very loud ovation after that remark.

Sark: "Defensively, we need to create more havoc... That's why the addition of Will Muschamp was so huge, bringing him back as our defensive coordinator."