One Burning Question: Where is Gerry?

[cdzebra]

I’m sure I missed it, but where has Gerry been this week?

[NothinButDaHorns34]

Bobby said on coffee and football earlier this week he’s dealing with some medical stuff 

[MBHORNSFAN]

He's got the Yips. 

[Brho]

Under the weather. Said he’s hoping to be back Monday. 

[AJJ_Sports]

Adopting @Joe Z legally this week! Congrats you two!

[Tuco Ramirez]

He eloped with Waldo.

[Rocky P]

Rumor has it @Bobby Burton put @Gerry Hamilton in rehab for his mayo and corndog addiction

[Rockin TL]

He's being plugged into Bevo Labs to help Sark make a QB change.

[Waxahorn]

Too much mayo will do that to you.

[TexMexHorn94]

He’s been overeating corn dogs with mayo to cope with this disastrous Texas season so far. He’s backed up

[corndog]

Gerry is at the doctor with a burning question, you say?

[ArmyHorn]

It's his loins. They were not girded properly for the last few weeks. Therefore he has a loin pull (grade A) and will make the OTF injury report. Listed day-to-day and Bobby will not bring him back too soon and risk permanent "loin" damage. Those are nasty apparently. Causes people to repeatedly walk in circles, mumbling gibberish with corn dogs in each hand. Requires extensive surgery to reverse. SMH...

[SL Xpress]

Bobby surreptitiously funded a trip to NYC so Gerry could report on the scrimmage with St. John's. Shhhh. Keep it on the down low.