I’m sure I missed it, but where has Gerry been this week?

Bobby said on coffee and football earlier this week he’s dealing with some medical stuff 

He's got the Yips. 

Under the weather. Said he’s hoping to be back Monday. 

Adopting @Joe Z legally this week! Congrats you two!

He eloped with Waldo.

Rumor has it @Bobby Burton put @Gerry Hamilton in rehab for his mayo and corndog addiction

Too much mayo will do that to you.

He’s been overeating corn dogs with mayo to cope with this disastrous Texas season so far. He’s backed up

Gerry is at the doctor with a burning question, you say?

It's his loins. They were not girded properly for the last few weeks. Therefore he has a loin pull (grade A) and will make the OTF injury report. Listed day-to-day and Bobby will not bring him back too soon and risk permanent "loin" damage. Those are nasty apparently. Causes people to repeatedly walk in circles, mumbling gibberish with corn dogs in each hand. Requires extensive surgery to reverse. SMH...

Bobby surreptitiously funded a trip to NYC so Gerry could report on the scrimmage with St. John's. Shhhh. Keep it on the down low.

1 hour ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

He's got the Yips. 

Well done!

All good answers. 
 

I’ve been on and off the boards … hoping to return to video next week full time. But 50-50

Anyone check the transfer portal?

13 minutes ago, Quinncent McManning, Jr. said:

Anyone check the transfer portal?

Haha

1 hour ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

All good answers. 
 

I’ve been on and off the boards … hoping to return to video next week full time. But 50-50

Im gonna say you had plastic surgery.  Nose job or face lift?  Maybe both?

 Vasectomy gone bad?

Gerry, best wishes on getting well very soon.

Get well Gerry.  We all need the snark on C&F.  Batman Bobby is no good without the Joker Gerry.

Get well soon GERRY. You are missed. 

13 hours ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

He's got the Yips. 

When he said "burning", I immediately thought of Anusol HC, that'll soothe that burnin'