MarkInAustin Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 1] How many Aggie Fish does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. That is a sophomore course at aTm. NEXT! 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookemDTX Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 (edited) What do Aggies and Longhorns have in common? They both applied to Texas. Edited October 14 by HookemDTX 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkInAustin Posted October 15 Author Share Posted October 15 Why don't Aggies eat M&M's? They're too hard to peel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkInAustin Posted October 15 Author Share Posted October 15 A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an offblue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!" Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street." 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Fistfighter Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 Not a joke, but still funny! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 I have lived in other parts of the country and have told people there that Aggie jokes are similar to Norwegian and Polish jokes, except that Aggie jokes are true. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 An Aggie bought a pie at the county fair. The vendor asked if he would like it cut, and he said yes. The vendor asked if he would like it cut into 8 or 4 pieces. He said you better make it 4, I don't think I can eat 8. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Orange Horn Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 How many Aggie jokes are there?? Three. All the rest are true events. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkInAustin Posted November 10 Author Share Posted November 10 Aggie Speed Dating 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harveycmd Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Good stuff. Let's be honest, if we beat the idiot Aggies, we should at least make the semi-finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDI Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Why does aggy only get 1/3 of the Permanent University Fund and Texas gets 2/3? Answer- aggy got first choice. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n Horns Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Why do Aggies hang their diplomas on their rear view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spaces! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Butler Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 How do you get an Aggie off your porch? Pay them for the pizza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Butler Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Did you hear about the Aggies who drowned when they drove their truck into the Brazos? it was terrible they couldn’t get the tailgate open 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Butler Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 What’s the difference between an aTm grad and a 1st grader? the 1st grader FINISHED kindergarten 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Butler Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 You know why the chicken ranch in LaGrange really shut down? When Aggies found out it was women and not chickens they called the cops. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VFL TX-EX Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 There was a Longhorn, a Baylor Bear, and an Aggie that were each tasked with crossing a hot desert. They were asked that if they could only bring one thing with them, what would it be and why? The Longhorn answered: water, so if I get thirsty, I'd have something to drink. The Baylor Bear answered: food, so if I get hungry, I'd have something to eat. The Aggie responded: a car door, so if I get hot, I can roll down the window. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 We need more jokes. Query your Aggie acquaintances. Aggies seem to know a lot of Aggie jokes. They live them.😀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Jones Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 Two Aggies are walking home from the stadium after the game. They notice a dog sitting in a yard licking himself. One Aggie says to the other, "I wish I could do that" The other Aggie replies, "That dog will bite you." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 5 hours ago, Jet Jones said: Two Aggies are walking home from the stadium after the game. They notice a dog sitting in a yard licking himself. One Aggie says to the other, "I wish I could do that" The other Aggie replies, "That dog will bite you." I heard this differently years ago. The last line was "Why don't you ask him, he might let you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 I have never seen it personally, but have heard that on occasion where Texas Highway 6 (Texas 6) runs through Bryan and College Station someone will write "A&M 0" at the bottom of one or more of the signs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Butler Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 An Aggie got a letter from his parents telling him that they’d moved. “Son, we heard all accidental death happen within 20 miles from home, so we moved.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Butler Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 How do you keep an Aggie occupied for days? Give him a two sided coin and tell him to call you when it come up tails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?” The bartender says, “Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you – they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side – they’re Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?” The guy thinks for a second. “I guess not,” he said. “I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted November 13 Share Posted November 13 Aggie Pistol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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