MarkInAustin Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 1] How many Aggie Fish does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. That is a sophomore course at aTm. NEXT! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookemDTX Posted October 14 Share Posted October 14 (edited) What do Aggies and Longhorns have in common? They both applied to Texas. Edited October 14 by HookemDTX 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkInAustin Posted October 15 Author Share Posted October 15 Why don't Aggies eat M&M's? They're too hard to peel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkInAustin Posted October 15 Author Share Posted October 15 A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an offblue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!" Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Fistfighter Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 Not a joke, but still funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted October 15 Share Posted October 15 I have lived in other parts of the country and have told people there that Aggie jokes are similar to Norwegian and Polish jokes, except that Aggie jokes are true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.45s Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 An Aggie bought a pie at the county fair. The vendor asked if he would like it cut, and he said yes. The vendor asked if he would like it cut into 8 or 4 pieces. He said you better make it 4, I don't think I can eat 8. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Orange Horn Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 How many Aggie jokes are there?? Three. All the rest are true events. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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