AGGIE JOKES. We should build a definitive repository.

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Man, there must be a bunch of young ones here who haven’t learned Aggie jokes.

 

An Aggie comes home early from work and finds his wife in bed with another man.  In anger, he rushes over to the dresser and grabs a pistol from one of the drawers.  He puts it to his head and his wife yells “Please don’t”.  He looks at her and says “Shut up, you’re next bit_h”.

[MarkInAustin]

An Aggie walks up to the library reference desk and orders a cheeseburger, fries, and sweet tea.

The librarian whispers "This is a library!"

The Aggie whispers back: "I want a cheeseburger, fries, and sweet tea."