Purplehorn3

Early enrollee?

How does he compare to TEs of the past at Texas?

I finally got around to seeing his Hudl video. He catches passes, runs the ball and even has two kick returns for TDs this year. He is 6'5" and his play reminds me of a vanilla Ja'Tavion Sanders. I have no idea what the competition level is in Illinois, but the kid seems to be a baller.

There is a kid from Smithson Valley who is tearing it up. He is committed to Tech, but I would think he might flip due to his QB coming to Texas next year

Don't forget the greatest Texas Ranger...Jack Hays

Maybe he should dig a grave and piss in it lol

Collin Simmons and his "Urinating on the field" simulation is the first taunting / celebration penalty I can think of since 1990 (or maybe 1989) During the OU game, Shane Dronette sacked the sooner QB and simulated digging a grave with an imaginary shovel. Flag comes out and first down sooners.. My favorite one from recent memory was the guy from Mississippi that crawled like a dog and raised his leg to mark his territory. I hope this doesn't ever happen again, but it will probably around the year 2043

I have two ARDs myself.

...and A&M swallows

Bye Week To Do List: * Work on solving the issue we have with the "A" gaps. We have to win that battle. UTSA and Tennessee figured it out and the rest of our opponents will as well. * Tell Arch to tuck and run when he can and stop crossing the LOS then throwing the ball. Once is forgivable, but this has happened 3 times this year. I don't recall it happening in the past * Get healthy. We will need all hands-on deck...lock and load. * Start research on players who are possible contributors for the portal. Needs: LBer, OL (Particularly Center / Guard) maybe a RB and DL * Eliminate stupid celebrations that draw attention. Like we used to tell our players "Act like you have been there" * Fix special teams issues. We have won games in the past due to exceptional special teams play. Don't let it cost us Feel free to add your own

8 wins is generous

Against UTSA, the center was snapping the ball high on several occasions. If the ball is not where it is supposed to be, if often throws off the timing of the play. I hope that is not a problem on Saturday

That is a surprise since G.W. Bush and Mach Brown were friends

Hopefully Arch will have a great game and do his "Trump" dance after a score

Any opinions of Magic Mushrooms