HonkEm

If there's one thing the last couple seasons have taught me, it's that college football can never have too much speed. Size is great. Route running is great. But when a guy can erase an angle, suddenly the entire field opens up. Nothing stresses a defense quite like a receiver who turns a good play into six points because everybody underestimated his speed. You can scheme a lot of things. You can't scheme catching somebody who is already gone. 🤘🏻

WTF only 7 runs? this team sucks

https://am1300thezone.iheart.com/featured/texas-longhorns/ Texas vs Baylor tonight

RIP Captain Picard and Chekov - passed away same week Rest in Peace

That Kellner podcast wasn't meant for you...was in process of responding to your "OU kicked our ass last year" remark when i seen his podcast. sry

Texas wins 37-17

WTG Payton

Like yours better

Hope Notre Dame drops one more game" might be the one thing every fan base in America can agree on". 🤣 Notre Dame could have the same record as an SEC team with half the résumé and we'd still get a 30-minute TV segment explaining why the Irish deserve the benefit of the doubt

Root for chaos everywhere except Austin. That's basically the playoff strategy at this point. Every time I think I've figured out the SEC tiebreakers, somebody posts a new spreadsheet proving we're either 2nd, 7th, or somehow playing in the Sun Belt Championship.

Other than the fact this reads like it was assisted by ChatGPT, this community has a real knack for attracting self-righteous types.

Kosi was out there collecting penalties like my wife collects H‑E‑B coupons.

Just got home from the game. First, the crowd was outstanding. Way louder than the Florida game. The fans in the stadium showed up. Second, this team has an incredible ability to turn a comfortable situation into a blood pressure test. Every time it feels like we're about to put somebody away, we spend a quarter trying to revive them. That third quarter was brutal. Third, I made the mistake of reading part of the game thread. Holy hell. Some of you don't actually watch Texas football hoping Texas wins. You watch hoping your favorite complaint gets validated. The second something goes wrong, you're sprinting to the keyboard like you've been training for it all week. Think about that. Texas wins, and your favorite part isn't the win. It's board politics. That's when you know some people have completely lost the plot. Criticize the coaches. Criticize the players. Criticize the third quarter. That's fair game. But if a Texas victory leaves you angry because it ruins your weekly doom-and-gloom routine, maybe you're more invested in being right than seeing Texas succeed. The crowd in DKR sounded like they wanted Texas to win. A chunk of the game thread sounded like they were rooting for evidence. The folks in the stadium were trying to help Texas win. The folks in the game thread were trying to win arguments they started three months ago. That's a pretty telling difference. 😏