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[Texas fan in Georgia]

Just now, Bevohorns said:

when is the WI player going to announce hes a horn ?

Next neveruary

[Longhornfrenzy]

Think I'm going to log off for a couple hours. My brain needs a mental break from all of this.

[Gerry Hamilton]

15 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

Dude was one hell of a RB talent 

[Pound Town]

Has anyone tried unplugging the Portal and plugging it back in?

[Gerry Hamilton]

16 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

Would I look weird carrying the whole shelf to the checkout line? It’s kind of busy 

[Shmatt]

1 minute ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

May need them 

You’d be surprised how many dirty diapers I have to throw away here out on the course😪

Working at a golf club isn’t for the the weak

[Gerry Hamilton]

17 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

Absofreakingloutely 

[Tom Herman]

Sark's convo with ChatGPT just leaked

Edited yesterday at 10:44 PM by Tom Herman

[MikeH]

If Sark needs a 40 year old tight end, I’m in.

Strengths: 6-8 and 270 pounds with an 82” wingspan, great hands, already live in the Austin area, not a transfer threat.

Weaknesses: 40 years old, never ran faster than 4.85 (and that was 20 years and 65 pounds ago), stretched ligaments in my right ankle that virtually guarantee a sprain if I step on someone’s foot, terrible play strength for my size, zero lateral agility, cannot play more than two snaps in a row without a 15 minute break.

[Gerry Hamilton]

19 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

The crate should get me though Jan 16

[Texas fan in Georgia]

1 minute ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

Absofreakingloutely 

Found what the staff had before negotiating began 

[Gerry Hamilton]

20 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

Can’t decide which one to get @Joe Zura

[Townsend]

20 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

Better grab your avocados before they decide to go back to Mexico

[Kyle]

17 minutes ago, FortyAcresFB said:

A&M just landed an Alabama starter at RT. They are somehow going to lose their entire starting line and put up a better o-line than us next year....

It’s Wilkin Formby lol. There is a reason Texas did not go after him. Not a game changer. 

[Joe Zura]

Just now, Gerry Hamilton said:

Can’t decide which one to get @Joe Zura

Reese 

[Gerry Hamilton]

22 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

Your damn right I am 

[Deep in the heart]

1 hour ago, Bobby Burton said:

Texas had a significantly superior financial offer for Sprague.

Damn

[Cisco Diaz]

1 minute ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

Can’t decide which one to get @Joe Zura

Get them all. Especially any duck shaped candy. 

[4thandFive]

Don’t forget the fancy mayo @Gerry Hamilton

Edited yesterday at 10:49 PM by 4thandFive

[Deadhead_Horn]

14 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

Hope they fit 

As the dad of a 13 month old, steer clear of Huggies. They cause killer diaper rash, similar to watching Texas being all in and only signing a longsnapper. 

[Gerry Hamilton]

25 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

In case I can’t make it to the bathroom during livestream 

[Gerry Hamilton]

26 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I’m at HEB … should I post my grocery list picture by picture?

After everything else in the cart … a must 

[Bunk Moreland]

4 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

Your damn right I am 

Admit it: you buy the mayo in bulk

[kmart]

Just now, Gerry Hamilton said:

After everything else in the cart … a must 

from the looks of it you are maxing out the credit card in one trip 

[Boston_Conner2]

Is Texas not gonna get a single commitment today?