What I Would Change About On Texas Football

[KlondikeMike]

Nothing! I would change absolutely nothing about On Texas Football with respect to content, choice of topics, or the terrific hosts and guests which regularly appear on the channel. Thank you, gentlemen! I am so grateful for the constant effort and execution. In my perfect world, I WOULD prefer, however, that three simple housekeeping items were observed:

1. No hats indoors

2. Business casual dress code.

3. No phrases ending with the word “at.“

At the extreme risk of coming across as ungrateful or arrogant, especially as a fellow Texas alum/fan, let me address each of these items in turn.

1. My Dad absolutely hammered into me that hats were never to be worn indoors. Carports and covered pavilions didn’t count, but, as a rule, if it had HVAC, a hat better not find my head. I know you must advertise for OTF, Duck Camp, etc., but there must be a better way. Hats should be for when you are out at practice. You never saw Tom Landry wearing the fedora indoors.

2. Rod B, Coach Shipley, and Gerry consistently appear in a COLLARED SHIRT. This means a lot! It shows respect for the audience and is consistent with the effort and preparation required to do a great job. It is when someone pulls a wrinkled T-shirt off the bottom of his pile of laundry three minutes after getting out of bed to do the show that the above-mentioned guys really shine by comparison.👊😂👊😂

3. My San Antonio Lee High School English teachers would have sent me to the basement of their grade books immediately for uttering the phrase… “where he’s at.“ Instead, let’s try… “where he is.“

…”that’s where he is on his recovery timeline.”

where I’m at/where I am

“The Broken Spoke!”  “That’s where I am!“

where they’re at/where they are

“That missed tackle perfectly captures where they are as a team.“

I would be no less devoted to your fine programming throughout the year if none of these above wishes came true. We are, however, University of TEXAS graduates and fans. Let’s aim even higher!!

[RiisLewis]

Wow…

[AceHorn23]

28 minutes ago, KlondikeMike said:

Nothing! I would change absolutely nothing about On Texas Football with respect to content, choice of topics, or the terrific hosts and guests which regularly appear on the channel. Thank you, gentlemen! I am so grateful for the constant effort and execution. In my perfect world, I WOULD prefer, however, that three simple housekeeping items were observed:

1. No hats indoors

2. Business casual dress code.

3. No phrases ending with the word “at.“

At the extreme risk of coming across as ungrateful or arrogant, especially as a fellow Texas alum/fan, let me address each of these items in turn.

1. My Dad absolutely hammered into me that hats were never to be worn indoors. Carports and covered pavilions didn’t count, but, as a rule, if it had HVAC, a hat better not find my head. I know you must advertise for OTF, Duck Camp, etc., but there must be a better way. Hats should be for when you are out at practice. You never saw Tom Landry wearing the fedora indoors.

2. Rod B, Coach Shipley, and Gerry consistently appear in a COLLARED SHIRT. This means a lot! It shows respect for the audience and is consistent with the effort and preparation required to do a great job. It is when someone pulls a wrinkled T-shirt off the bottom of his pile of laundry three minutes after getting out of bed to do the show that the above-mentioned guys really shine by comparison.👊😂👊😂

3. My San Antonio Lee High School English teachers would have sent me to the basement of their grade books immediately for uttering the phrase… “where he’s at.“ Instead, let’s try… “where he is.“

…”that’s where he is on his recovery timeline.”

where I’m at/where I am

“The Broken Spoke!”  “That’s where I am!“

where they’re at/where they are

“That missed tackle perfectly captures where they are as a team.“

I would be no less devoted to your fine programming throughout the year if none of these above wishes came true. We are, however, University of TEXAS graduates and fans. Let’s aim even higher!!

Delete. 

[HornsRUs]

I wouldn’t change anything about OTF because I get to read crazy posts like this 

[qaertyisthatdude]

Should’ve said NOTHING in all caps like Chris Fowler did on Ethan Burke’s goal line stand against A&M and called it a night.

[Bunk Moreland]

Be careful what you wish for, @Bobby Burton. You wanted a community where people are not screaming at each other over a keyboard, engage in pleasant discussions that are just focused on Texas football—well, you got it! But it just means that sometimes you’ll have to put up with posts asking you to mind your manners.

[Bunk Moreland]

KlondikeMike’s preferred dress code for Bobby, Gerry, and Blake on Coffee and Football:

 

[Saltyhorn]

Says would change nothing then proceeds to expound on the most idiotic things that he would like to see changed. Hey @KlondikeMikeyour clown post is where you’re at. 

[KlondikeMike]

6 minutes ago, Saltyhorn said:

Says would change nothing then proceeds to expound on the most idiotic things that he would like to see changed. Hey @KlondikeMikeyour clown post is where you’re at. 

Good one!

[KlondikeMike]

49 minutes ago, HornsRUs said:

I wouldn’t change anything about OTF because I get to read crazy posts like this 

I have been watching a little too much OTF, no doubt.

[JMarquette]

This is basically a PG Orangebloods post. 

[bierce]

"Where's the library at?'

"Sir, at Harvard, we do not end a statement or an interrogatory with a preposition."

"Ok, where's the library at, a**hole?"

 

[KlondikeMike]

42 minutes ago, Bunk Moreland said:

KlondikeMike’s preferred dress code for Bobby, Gerry, and Blake on Coffee and Football:

 

😂💪😂💪

[KlondikeMike]

1 minute ago, bierce said:

"Where's the library at?'

"Sir, at Harvard, we do not end a statement or an interrogatory with a preposition."

"Ok, where's the library at, a**hole?"

 

👊😂👊😂🤘🤘🤘🤘 these are awesome.

[KlondikeMike]

3 minutes ago, KlondikeMike said:

😂💪😂💪

Especially Blake

[.45s]

A Texan started college at Princeton and was wandering the campus looking for the library. He bumped into what appeared to be an upper classman and asked “do you know where the library’s at?”  The upper classman said “at Princeton we do not end our sentences with prepositions”.  The Texan responded “okay, do you know where the library is at “a..shole”.     😀

[KlondikeMike]

No Harvard or Princeton for me. No sir. UT grad all the way. I could find the UGL and PCL just fine. I just never set out to find them frequently enough. Daughter’s about to graduate with honors then off to medical school like dad. No… I love these guys and watch all the time. I especially like some of the live comments by posters coming across the TV screen. Thank heaven I do not know how to do that as yet. YOU guys really get me going though in response to my (very) in frequent posts… A couple of George Carlin types lurking here.

[bierce]

8 minutes ago, KlondikeMike said:

No Harvard or Princeton for me. No sir. UT grad all the way. I could find the UGL and PCL just fine. I just never set out to find them frequently enough. Daughter’s about to graduate with honors then off to medical school like dad. No… I love these guys and watch all the time. I especially like some of the live comments by posters coming across the TV screen. Thank heaven I do not know how to do that as yet. YOU guys really get me going though in response to my (very) in frequent posts… A couple of George Carlin types lurking here.

I'm not getting on the plane.  I'm getting IN the plane.

[marathon]

 

 

[ArizonaLonghorn]

16 minutes ago, KlondikeMike said:

No Harvard or Princeton for me. No sir. UT grad all the way.  .... YOU guys really get me going though in response to my (very) in frequent posts… A couple of George Carlin types lurking here.

Add # 4 to your list ... we insist on accurate usage of the word "infrequent" !!!

(jk, but once you start the list you make yourself a target for any little slip from here on out )

[Ace Recruiter]

2 hours ago, KlondikeMike said:

Nothing! I would change absolutely nothing about On Texas Football with respect to content, choice of topics, or the terrific hosts and guests which regularly appear on the channel. Thank you, gentlemen! I am so grateful for the constant effort and execution. In my perfect world, I WOULD prefer, however, that three simple housekeeping items were observed:

1. No hats indoors

2. Business casual dress code.

3. No phrases ending with the word “at.“

At the extreme risk of coming across as ungrateful or arrogant, especially as a fellow Texas alum/fan, let me address each of these items in turn.

1. My Dad absolutely hammered into me that hats were never to be worn indoors. Carports and covered pavilions didn’t count, but, as a rule, if it had HVAC, a hat better not find my head. I know you must advertise for OTF, Duck Camp, etc., but there must be a better way. Hats should be for when you are out at practice. You never saw Tom Landry wearing the fedora indoors.

2. Rod B, Coach Shipley, and Gerry consistently appear in a COLLARED SHIRT. This means a lot! It shows respect for the audience and is consistent with the effort and preparation required to do a great job. It is when someone pulls a wrinkled T-shirt off the bottom of his pile of laundry three minutes after getting out of bed to do the show that the above-mentioned guys really shine by comparison.👊😂👊😂

3. My San Antonio Lee High School English teachers would have sent me to the basement of their grade books immediately for uttering the phrase… “where he’s at.“ Instead, let’s try… “where he is.“

…”that’s where he is on his recovery timeline.”

where I’m at/where I am

“The Broken Spoke!”  “That’s where I am!“

where they’re at/where they are

“That missed tackle perfectly captures where they are as a team.“

I would be no less devoted to your fine programming throughout the year if none of these above wishes came true. We are, however, University of TEXAS graduates and fans. Let’s aim even higher!!

I bet you have some extensive yelp reviews about places you've eaten at

[UT_Ro]

3 hours ago, KlondikeMike said:

Nothing! I would change absolutely nothing about On Texas Football with respect to content, choice of topics, or the terrific hosts and guests which regularly appear on the channel. Thank you, gentlemen! I am so grateful for the constant effort and execution. In my perfect world, I WOULD prefer, however, that three simple housekeeping items were observed:

1. No hats indoors

2. Business casual dress code.

3. No phrases ending with the word “at.“

At the extreme risk of coming across as ungrateful or arrogant, especially as a fellow Texas alum/fan, let me address each of these items in turn.

1. My Dad absolutely hammered into me that hats were never to be worn indoors. Carports and covered pavilions didn’t count, but, as a rule, if it had HVAC, a hat better not find my head. I know you must advertise for OTF, Duck Camp, etc., but there must be a better way. Hats should be for when you are out at practice. You never saw Tom Landry wearing the fedora indoors.

2. Rod B, Coach Shipley, and Gerry consistently appear in a COLLARED SHIRT. This means a lot! It shows respect for the audience and is consistent with the effort and preparation required to do a great job. It is when someone pulls a wrinkled T-shirt off the bottom of his pile of laundry three minutes after getting out of bed to do the show that the above-mentioned guys really shine by comparison.👊😂👊😂

3. My San Antonio Lee High School English teachers would have sent me to the basement of their grade books immediately for uttering the phrase… “where he’s at.“ Instead, let’s try… “where he is.“

…”that’s where he is on his recovery timeline.”

where I’m at/where I am

“The Broken Spoke!”  “That’s where I am!“

where they’re at/where they are

“That missed tackle perfectly captures where they are as a team.“

I would be no less devoted to your fine programming throughout the year if none of these above wishes came true. We are, however, University of TEXAS graduates and fans. Let’s aim even higher!!

I'd just delete your account these are grown men your tryna tell what to do.. Shove a corn dog with mayo down your throat

[Horn Takes Podcast]

I was just about to make a post that I don't think they wear enough hats indoors, I think they overdress for the audience and there aren't nearly enough ats in their content.  

[TTown]

Just for reading this waste of a post I'm wearing hats indoors everywhere I go now👍😂😂

[UTexas]

LOL. WTH??