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AGGIE JOKES. We should build a definitive repository.
.45s replied to MarkInAustin's topic in On Texas Football Forum
An aggie went to a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He asked the clerk, “How much are they?” The clerk replied, “$10.99 plus tax.” The aggie, looking more confused than usual, replied, “I have to use tacks to keep them on?” -
AGGIE JOKES. We should build a definitive repository.
.45s replied to MarkInAustin's topic in On Texas Football Forum
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times..." -
AGGIE JOKES. We should build a definitive repository.
.45s replied to MarkInAustin's topic in On Texas Football Forum
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times..." -
OTF Premium Some Monshun Sales nuggets | Thursday 4:25 p.m.
Bobby Burton replied to Hank South's topic in On Texas Football Forum
Tremendous report. -
OTF Premium Some Monshun Sales nuggets | Thursday 4:25 p.m.
THookem replied to Hank South's topic in On Texas Football Forum
Cuban is involved. -
Another UGa driving issue
Deep in the heart replied to Bobby Burton's topic in On Texas Football Forum
I don't get why it's always traffic violations. Take a damn Lyft! - Today
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I was speaking in general about how bend but dont break keeps your cold offense from getting warm and also keeping your defense on the field longer. Becton is key because our guys were not gassed in the 4th quarter which resulted, if you recall, in a number of goalline stands to prevent touchdowns. If your defensive line is gassed—even with the depth we have—we lose some of those games That is why I am praising Becton
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AGGIE JOKES. We should build a definitive repository.
.45s replied to MarkInAustin's topic in On Texas Football Forum
Did you hear A&M just took delivery of 1000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they are invading UT. Did you hear about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to triplets? When he heard the news, he grabbed his double barrel shotgun and took off to go find the other two guys. Did you hear about the Aggie that learned to count to 21? He was arrested for indecent exposure. -
Kirby should probably keep his mouth shut next season with regard to culture.
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I hope he's around at 25 for the Lakers. They need athletic wings.
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Would be happy to be wrong! I've been thinking more 17-18 tops, and 21-26 more likely
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I've seen Swain mocked at 11, 13 and 14 now. He's definitely moving on up.
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OTF Premium Some Monshun Sales nuggets | Thursday 4:25 p.m.
PaulieD replied to Hank South's topic in On Texas Football Forum
I thought this was your meme, Joseph! -
Very humble young man. Any kid that speaks so respectfully of his parents is a quality young man and class act.
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College football game time announcement thread
ElToro replied to Gerry Hamilton's topic in On Texas Football Forum
I agree. Nothing wrong with Big Noon. -
OTF Premium Some Monshun Sales nuggets | Thursday 4:25 p.m.
CoachScott619 replied to Hank South's topic in On Texas Football Forum
Would love Sales but if we only got one definitely want Royal. Seems more developed as a receiver and you just flat out can't do anything about that speed. Pair him with Bishop for 2 years and we're lighting on offense. -
25-26 Director's Cup Thread
DirectorsCupUpdates replied to DirectorsCupUpdates's topic in On Texas Football Forum
Thanks for sharing that flotrack ranking. The USTFCCCA rankings gives teams points even if they are outside the top 8 in an event. This May inflate teams that have a decent amount of runners in the 10-20 range but few in the top 8. The flotrack rankings aren’t as kind to Texas. But still a difference in directors cup points of about 24 points. If things go well, Texas could have a comfortable edge going into track and 24 (or even 50+) points won’t hurt us. -
College football game time announcement thread
CoachScott619 replied to Gerry Hamilton's topic in On Texas Football Forum
I'm in San Diego so Big Noon is early for me. -
Henry Ruggs was over 100 too... but he was drinking. Bro was full of smk n had vapes... and hit no one.
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I didn't say he didn't deserve the citation. I'm saying the Athens police department has a HISTORY with Georgia football players. What that means is.. they are hyper sensitive to their actions... especially after the accident. The fact that he likes to smoke is just a death nail. You think GSP doesn't get pissed when they see one of these 100k Scats running thru traffic and they know how he got it...🤣.