Elko despondent

[Casey67]

2 hours ago, drag worm said:

Lost to Texas. 
 

Didn’t play for a conference championship. 
 

No CFP wins. 
 

Bahahahahahahaah. 

If you had told them that the night before the Texas game they would have thought you were delusional..........but then again, delusional people usually think everyone else is delusional.

[Casey67]

1 hour ago, Rocky P said:

What happened to their stud olinemen?  Zuhn got beat a few times.  

What happened to him?

The same thing that happened the game before that.........he faced a good team.

[LILP]

1 hour ago, Rocky P said:

What happened to their stud olinemen?  Zuhn got beat a few times.  

He ran his mouth AGAIN and got bulldozed all day. 

[horns96]

Tickle Me.

[horns96]

He also probably realizes he just lost his OC and promoted a guy that has never actually called an offense?

[Waxahorn]

I sure hope he was able to have a professional press conference withe door closed. So uncivilized to have loud fans of your victorious opponent messing up your thoughts.

[General Grant]

6 hours ago, Waxahorn said:

I sure hope he was able to have a professional press conference withe door closed. So uncivilized to have loud fans of your victorious opponent messing up your thoughts.

That’s the moment I decided he was a jag.  You got butt whipped by the only team or game your cult members care about and you respond by lashing out against a media member.  Stewart Mandel said it was he that opened the door lol. 

[Jc Dobbs]

15 hours ago, Oldest Horn said:

I hope they keep the door to the press room closed. Porky might have a cardiac episode. 

If reports are true that Color Me Elko is despondent after losing to Miami... He might not eat for an entire hour.

Hook 'Em!

[PaulieD]

14 hours ago, General Grant said:

he bathes in the chocolate fountain 

I just experienced that vision, and am now yaking in the trash can.

[PaulieD]

13 hours ago, LILP said:

He ran his mouth AGAIN and got bulldozed all day. 

[Burnt Orange Horn]

Just wait until calves then slips into post partum depression.  Then Reed increases his revenue sharing cut!!

Edited Sunday at 03:55 PM by Burnt Orange Horn

[Casey67]

10 hours ago, Waxahorn said:

I sure hope he was able to have a professional press conference withe door closed. So uncivilized to have loud fans of your victorious opponent messing up your thoughts.

in THEIR stadium nonetheless.

[Casey67]

3 hours ago, Jc Dobbs said:

If reports are true that Color Me Elko is despondent after losing to Miami... He might not eat for an entire hour.

Hook 'Em!

He looks like a giant weeble wobble

[PaulieD]

4 hours ago, General Grant said:

That’s the moment I decided he was a jag.  You got butt whipped by the only team or game your cult members care about and you respond by lashing out against a media member.  Stewart Mandel said it was he that opened the door lol. 

I believe Elko suffers from BACS - 'battered aggy coach syndrome' - he should just take the Michigan job and rehab, imho

[Califashorn75]

Elko won't be long for this earth if he doesn't start working on his weight. He looks as though he swallowed a beach ball. He needs to take his health seriously. 

[ChanmanV]

The Post presser looked and sounded like the same Elko after Texas. Miami pretty much did the same thing to them defensively as we did. We just waited a quarter to adjust. They got by with a super easy schedule this year. Next year, will be tough for them.

[Jc Dobbs]

On 12/22/2025 at 6:29 AM, Califashorn75 said:

Elko won't be long for this earth if he doesn't start working on his weight. He looks as though he swallowed a beach ball. He needs to take his health seriously. 

I have thought the same thing about him recently. Take his weight and add in the stress of being the Head Aggy and a big deal in the Cult that worships a Collie and it can't be good for his health. Makes me wonder if the team physician has ever spoken to him.

If Coach Saban had the same attitude at Alabama, Sark might not be walking the sideline at DKR these days. Saban insisted that the team physicians give the entire coaching staff annual exams and periodic checkups. They caught Sark's heart problem early and saved him with surgery.

I've posted snarky things here about Elko, but I am human. He doesn't look healthy to me but I am not a doctor. I really hope he takes the steps necessary to live a long time so the Aggys can continue their mediocrity.