This is not a headline I ever thought I would see

[Gerry Hamilton]

 

[Sundancekid]

Where are you scrolling dude?

[THookem]

Go right to Time Out & stay there.   

[.45s]

"It was unclear how the antique ordnance ended up in the man’s posterior, but experts suspected the combustible could have been the result of a party stunt gone awry."  Sure, that is what happened.

[Gerry Hamilton]

6 minutes ago, Sundancekid said:

Where are you scrolling dude?

I searched Aggie Yell Practice on X ... and this is what popped up

[CJ Vogel]

15 minutes ago, Sundancekid said:

Where are you scrolling dude?

Great question

[JMarquette]

20 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

 

Hope you’re okay after your hospital visit @Gerry Hamilton

[Tuco Ramirez]

At least the story had a happy ending.

[Rocky P]

23 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

 

Think this was an episode of Gray's Anatomy

[HoofHearted]

Well aint that a load of crap

[Ace Recruiter]

Didn't @Joe Zura mention something about going to France... 🤔😁

[Quinncent McManning, Jr.]

The greys anatomy and the Pitt tv shows are like… yeah we’ve already had that episode. 

[ElCafetero]

dawg😂😭😂😭😂

[HookemDTX]

53 minutes ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I searched Aggie Yell Practice on X ... and this is what popped up

That's what happens when you're on vacation with Key Largo and decide to search X.

[aaronstein5]

Gerry, did you stick a gerbil up your ass? 

[Burnt Orange Horn]

1 hour ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

 

This from Collie Station, right???  🤷🏾‍♂️

[Burnt Orange Horn]

1 hour ago, Gerry Hamilton said:

I searched Aggie Yell Practice on X ... and this is what popped up

Must have bought the small jar of Vaseline.

[Burnt Orange Horn]

1 hour ago, Sundancekid said:

Where are you scrolling dude?

Gaggie solo sex sessions, I bet! 

Or what to do when your favorite ram breaks up with you.

[Rocky P]

5 minutes ago, Burnt Orange Horn said:

This from Collie Station, right???  🤷🏾‍♂️

you should know its not when they said 8 inches.  

[diegozanna20]

Must've slipped on a banana peel 

[hookem1014]

Dang poor Mike Elko. They used live rounds in Smokey the cannon during the A&M game?

[Tuco Ramirez]

4 minutes ago, diegozanna20 said:

Must've slipped on a banana peel 

 

[GoingForTheCorner]

He checked in for explosive diarrhea.

[Gerry Hamilton]

1 hour ago, aaronstein5 said:

Gerry, did you stick a gerbil up your ass? 

Not in the last few weeks 

[Gerry Hamilton]

50 minutes ago, hookem1014 said:

Dang poor Mike Elko. They used live rounds in Smokey the cannon during the A&M game?

Pretty sure it was Miami’s OL coach