Bunk Moreland

This might be an example of where money-whipping a big fish might actually work. Let’s do it, Sark!

Don’t know what this is about but I’m going to preemptively panic and say we need to fire Blake Gideon, burn the program to the ground, piss on the ashes, and salt the earth. Did I do it right?

It just makes zero sense to me. A big reason for leaving Auburn was qb uncertainty. It would seriously have me questioning his decision-making if he left Auburn for Bama.

My hope on Uluave is that we beat Michigan’s BAFO by six figures like we did for Sprague. We clearly lost Sprague because of his personal ties to Michigan, which Uluave doesn’t have. I know UM has NIL, but they’re not playing to win against Texas thus far. I know money-whipping players hasn’t worked out well so far, but I kinda like our chances here.

Epic

Trying to decipher what an Ag’s point is is like trying to decipher why they play football on a dead dog graveyard. It’s like trying to smell a fart in the wind.

Another example

The Aggie moral victories have already started rolling in. I’ve seen some version of this all over X. They really are quite incredible.

Yep. Exactly this.

He had two pick-sixes this year. T Smith also had two INT. Bringing in Biles would go a loooong way to fix the coverage issues we had at LB this year. Can’t see as many teams picking us apart in the middle of the field

He was all over the field in their toughest games. Against ND: 9 tackles, 2 TFL, pick six Against GT: 15 tackles, 1 TFL Against Louisville: 12 tackles, 4 TFL, pick six Against WVU: 15 tackles, 1 TFL Against Miami: 8 tackles, 1 TFL Bowl game (!!!!): 16 tackles, 5! TFL, 2 sacks, 1 strip sack, 1 FR for TD

Biles and Uluave would be huge

Portalscape (satisfies both the doomers, aka hellscape, and the OTF loyalists, aka manscaped)

Now that Ole Miss is out, go throw $$$$ at Patrick Kutas

One of my all-time favorite sketches from ITYSL

I have you muted, but occasionally I click on your posts just to see what kind of wackiness you’re saying today. And you rarely disappoint.

I haven’t heard a peep about Earl Little, who imo is better than any other safety in the portal. Shocked Texas wouldn’t be interested.

I kinda want it to happen and then for ole Miss to win it all, just to make Lane Kiffin look ridiculous for leaving.

He’s been following people from literally every school he’s visited to keep the world guessing. Gotta give him credit: for someone who has never had better production than Wingo had in 2025, he sure has found a way to market himself as the most important person in college football. I hope he is able to live up to all this fanfare and NIL, wherever he ends up next year.