Bunk Moreland

Love the Bingo and Floppy background. That episode gets me every single damn time. My four year old named his rabbit stuffie Floppy after that episode.

Epic 😂😂😂😂

let us know how that mayo martini tastes, @Joe Zura

Looks better than Ojo. Tech fans in meltdown mode

Your aggy friends also worship a bunch of dead dogs and are in a cult led by a guy named Billy. So…

Go find that sumo wrestler who embarrassed Micah Parsons

Wait, what

Using my Bobby decoder ring, I take “of note” in reference to the Louisville guard to mean that Texas is interested.

Promising…

Don’t know how good he is, but would be funny to steal him away from Louisville in retribution for Isaac Brown.

It’s a smart strategy. They all have the right frame, experience, and price. Plus they will all be multi-year players.

Interesting…he had committed to Arkansas

Barton looks like a Brooks replacement—high upside and talent, good experience in his freshman year at a lower level, still has 2+ years left. Let him develop a year behind Goosby and potentially take over at LT in 2027 if he pans out.

Where are you seeing this? I haven’t seen anything on X

Lincoln might be a year or two behind the times. Interesting that he doesn’t seem to have learned the lessons like the other blue bloods. But then again, this is a guy who burns brisket and has rarely had a good defense in his entire coaching career, so perhaps unsurprising.

@Gerry Hamilton inside the portal palace getting ready for the next livestream

OTF is basically just this scene from Lebowski over and over again ad infinitum. @Joe Zura

I actually think it speaks to bad evaluations more than anything. Flood’s strategy of recruiting mammoths who can’t move well hasn’t really paid off. Also could speak to poor development. But either way, not one of the departing OL was in any way ready to make a contribution this year and there’s no indication that they’d be any good thereafter. Again, it’s an indictment of Flood’s evaluation and development as much as as anything. That being said, getting dudes to hit on the OL has always been a crapshoot and takes years.

Not sure if this is tongue in cheek, but I actually think it’s correct. For every Vernon Broughton Texas opts not to retain, there will be a Jalen Walker available in the portal. For every Jaydon Blue, there’s a Raleek Brown. You potentially miss on high-impact, NFL draft pick type players that you’re not willing to wait on, but you can potentially substitute in future NFL first-rounders in their place. Not saying one way is better than the other, and not many schools can do it the second way like Texas can. But that’s why it’s good to be the king.

You sumbitch, you making me crash on my deadline.

you called, @Rocky P?