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An aggie went to a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He asked the clerk, “How much are they?” The clerk replied, “$10.99 plus tax.” The aggie, looking more confused than usual, replied, “I have to use tacks to keep them on?”

I get the praise for Becton so it was the discredit to PK to which I didn’t agree. There have been discussions about our defense being on the field too much and being tired. I’d wager we rotate more players than most. This discussion is good because it’s about the number of plays rather than TOP. A note on snaps. For example Ole Miss had one Dlineman average 51 snaps a game. Another was 46. Kanu averaged 36, January 34. Now the Kentucky and MSU games were the highest. The weather at UK was good so that was not an energy draining type game. Go back a decade ago when many teams ran 80+ plays a game and ask how they feel about only playing 60 or fewer snaps per game. Ultimately the snaps discrepancy was two games. One we created separation. Then there was Kentucky. Even at the last possession of regulation, the offense had a great chance to end it. Kentucky was definitely a challenge but one game does not make a trend.

An aggie went to a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He asked the clerk, “How much are they?” The clerk replied, “$10.99 plus tax.” The aggie, looking more confused than usual, replied, “I have to use tacks to keep them on?”

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times..."

This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day. Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well before you tell it, I should warn you that I'm an Aggie. See those two guys at the end of the bar? They're Aggies. And see those guys over at that table. They're Aggies too. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?" The guy replied, "Hell no! I don't want to explain it five times..."

Tremendous report.

Cuban is involved.

I don't get why it's always traffic violations. Take a damn Lyft!

OTF with the goods as always. Y'all always seem to outpace the competition with the TRUE scoop! Great stuff Hank!

I was speaking in general about how bend but dont break keeps your cold offense from getting warm and also keeping your defense on the field longer. Becton is key because our guys were not gassed in the 4th quarter which resulted, if you recall, in a number of goalline stands to prevent touchdowns. If your defensive line is gassed—even with the depth we have—we lose some of those games That is why I am praising Becton

Exactly Dawson , It wouldn’t surprise me at all you would see Bookie businesses sponsoring Bowl games in the near future. I’ve stated my thoughts on College sports gambling. No need to rehash it . But it’s bad , and getting worse.

I’d rather click on a link to a Russian or Nigerian scam than a video of that dumba$$

Did you hear about the Aggie elevator operator? It took him 3 weeks to learn the route!

Did you hear A&M just took delivery of 1000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they are invading UT. Did you hear about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to triplets? When he heard the news, he grabbed his double barrel shotgun and took off to go find the other two guys. Did you hear about the Aggie that learned to count to 21? He was arrested for indecent exposure.

Kirby should probably keep his mouth shut next season with regard to culture.

I hope he's around at 25 for the Lakers. They need athletic wings.

Would be happy to be wrong! I've been thinking more 17-18 tops, and 21-26 more likely

I've seen Swain mocked at 11, 13 and 14 now. He's definitely moving on up.

I thought this was your meme, Joseph!

Very humble young man. Any kid that speaks so respectfully of his parents is a quality young man and class act.

I agree. Nothing wrong with Big Noon.

Would love Sales but if we only got one definitely want Royal. Seems more developed as a receiver and you just flat out can't do anything about that speed. Pair him with Bishop for 2 years and we're lighting on offense.

Thanks for sharing that flotrack ranking. The USTFCCCA rankings gives teams points even if they are outside the top 8 in an event. This May inflate teams that have a decent amount of runners in the 10-20 range but few in the top 8. The flotrack rankings aren’t as kind to Texas. But still a difference in directors cup points of about 24 points. If things go well, Texas could have a comfortable edge going into track and 24 (or even 50+) points won’t hurt us.

I'm in San Diego so Big Noon is early for me.

Sales and Royal with a little Bishop in the slot might make Arch want to return for 2027! 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🤘🏽🤘🏾🤘🏿