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Top Four Moments: (spoiler alert)

A) Oklahoma's "easier to kill than originally thought" t-shirt.

2) aggie puts down 11 W shaped soft poofy pieces of cereal to stop Miami from entering his house.

D) the Longhorn sitting on a couch, drinking bourbon, and enjoying the whole show.  His statement about "the next best thing" was spot on!

Sincerely,

Buzz

 

 

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Casey67 Sophomore

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On 12/23/2025 at 10:43 AM, Bobby_Batronic said:

I can watch the snow shovel to the face all day. 

They should have recreated the Home Alone spider scene.

Marv wearing an aggie shirt.

Kevin wearing burnt orange.

The spiders name would be "Opponent with a Winning Conference Record"

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5 hours ago, Casey67 said:

They should have recreated the Home Alone spider scene.

Marv wearing an aggie shirt.

Kevin wearing burnt orange.

The spiders name would be "Opponent with a Winning Conference Record"

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I believe in real life that actor Daniel Stern only allowed them 1 take with an actual spider on his face. Incidentally, that is one more take than I would have allowed. 

His being electrocuted in Home Alone 2 still gets me deep in my gut. Right up there with the flying horses in the exploding fake Rock Ridge from Blazing Saddles, Jeff Daniels intestinal distress scene in Dumb and Dumber, and Mike Meyers getting a cart stuck in a tunnel in Austin Powers. 

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37 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I believe in real life that actor Daniel Stern only allowed them 1 take with an actual spider on his face. Incidentally, that is one more take than I would have allowed. 

His being electrocuted in Home Alone 2 still gets me deep in my gut. Right up there with the flying horses in the exploding fake Rock Ridge from Blazing Saddles, Jeff Daniels intestinal distress scene in Dumb and Dumber, and Mike Meyers getting a cart stuck in a tunnel in Austin Powers. 

What about when John Candy, as he drives a station wagon head on through two semis, becomes the devil and laughs while staring into Steve Martin's eyes in Planes, Trains and Automobiles?

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