I died laughing

[Casey67]

Yahoo Sports wrote an article listing the most valuable college football programs.  The Longhorns were first with a value of over 2 billion and aggie came in a distant second at 1.5 billion.

That's NOT the funny part.  It's this direct quote from the article:

"Texas A&M proves that you don’t need a shelf full of trophies to be one of the most valuable businesses in the country."

That back handed compliment was teeth shattering.  I died laughing.

 

[Quinncent McManning, Jr.]

Put it on a t shirt ags 

[Bobby Burton]

A&M being worth more than Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State and about a half dozen others is not exactly an endorsement of said list.

[GetHooked]

2 hours ago, Casey67 said:

I died laughing

Where are you buried?  So we can come to pay our respects.  

[Casey67]

2 hours ago, Bobby Burton said:

A&M being worth more than Notre Dame, Michigan, Ohio State and about a half dozen others is not exactly an endorsement of said list.

I imagine certain publicly disclosed factors played into that list and I can further imagine A&M exaggerating on their end because that's just what they do.

From stadium size to logo size to drum size they are clearly compensating for having an embarrassingly small...........uh...............trophy shelf.

I guess they have a bad case of micro-shelf.

Poor aggies.

Edited 1 hour ago by Casey67