"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXED2AVlbR0
Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
"What's shaking, Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"
"Going Down?"
"What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel."
"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
"Daddy wuvs you."
“Whats going on Mr. Peterson?” “Better question is what’s going IN Mr. Peterson. Make it a beer”
“How is your day Norm?” “Its a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milkbone underwear”