Bunk Moreland

Coming out of retirement to trigger @General Grant

If @CJ Vogel is on his third street taco, it’s gonna be a bad day for everyone.

One of these days Gerry is going to drive to the middle of nowhere, SD and he’s going to beat you senseless with a corndog

It’s not just tonight—he averaged 2.3 YPC last week too.

I never thought I’d say this, but Isaac Brown is mid. He is not having a good season so far. Can’t believe we made such a big deal over losing him. Give me Smothers and Brown.

That Ohio State line is shaky. I said this in another thread, but Muschamp might pull a Kirby and try to just overwhelm the OSU line and Sayin the way Georgia did to Texas in DKR. Sayin might be better than Ewers under pressure, but not much. To me, that’s the recipe to win this game, along with stopping the run, because I genuinely think Texas will move the ball and score on that OSU D.

I’m going out on a limb. 38-23 Texas. I think Texas will have an excellent plan to neutralize the OSU DL, and we are very good at pass pro. OSU is talented on D but they lost a LOT of elite playmakers. I think we are going to swamp them with our explosiveness. And on the other side, I think we are going to blow up their weak OL and have Sayin seeing ghosts. This is the game when Sark finally breaks through and flexes on the whole country.

A new comedian on the scene who I dig is Geoffrey Asmus. Also, Mike Birbiglia’s “Thank God for Jokes” is one of the best sets I’ve ever seen

How dare you speak ill of Tre Wisner

@Bobby Burton YouTube now has a membership option for content. I do not know if that option is ad-free, but I suspect it’s an option that many people would choose if given the opportunity

Florida not exactly lighting it up against FAU. Man, I’m not too sure about the SEC this year. Lots of weak showings so far. Texas, Georgia, Ole Miss, OU, mayyyyybe Bama, jury’s out on LSU, and a whole lot of ugly football.

He’s a problem

SEC Shorts is gonna have to hold a funeral for the pimp

Elko hiring an OC who has literally never called plays before and bringing in a bunch of unimpressive scrubs on the OL from other SEC programs in the portal make me seriously question him as an elite HC.

Fair enough, but Michigan has put up 7 on western Michigan after one half. OU might shut them out

OU is gonna spank that Michigan ass next week. Also, maybe Marcel needs to worry about his own garbage offense and less about what Texas is doing. Goodness—can you imagine the meltdown this board would be having if Texas had only scored 9 points in a half against a team the caliber of Missouri State?

This is incredibly stupid. I understand something like Hutson coming back for a 5th year since he’s returning to the same school. What makes no sense is why these players should be allowed to enter the transfer portal, which has been closed for MONTHS. I do not get it. Let him go back to Boise if he wants another year.

@CJ Vogel hope you enjoy your four main food groups on game day!

And that was back when they were loaded—DK Moore, Colin Simmons, Alex January, Keelon Russell, etc.

Even Duncanville got blasted when it tried to play at this level a few years ago. They lost 45-3 to Mater Dei

Been real busy with work and the kids. I’m still here every day but don’t have much time to post lately. Hopefully once the season starts I’ll be posting more regularly again. I miss the fun!

You know I love you, brotha

@Joe Zura don’t be rude to the newbies. Time for Daddy Gerry to wash that mouth out.