Bobby_Batronic

Also included in footnotes: - Jerseys and stadium will say “Meatchicken” for the duration of the probationary period. - All coach/ player sleepovers are halted. Period. It’s creepy. - Sherrone Moore is prohibited from crying on the sideline. -Coaching staff must wear khaki pants, with pleats, to all official school functions. - Harbaugh is required to go door to door in Ann Arbor to introduce him self as a registered signal stealing offender. - C. Stalions can only attend sporting events with a Sportscope taped to his face labeled C. Stalions while wearing a hot pink bunny suit -Pam Ward to call all telecast games during the probationary period. -Jetpack guy to make at least one complete circle of the Big House per game. A gorilla suited advertising schtick may be substituted once per annum. -Pregame pump up music artists limited to Lee Ann Womack and George Thoroughgood. -Opponents from the cheating years are allowed to throw a flag negating one Michigan score per game during the probationary period. -Jerrah Jones to run football operations for a period of not less than one year. -Michigan fans must wear jorts while attending a UM football game commiserate to the number of jorts worn by OSU fans on any given Saturday. - School colors changed to Pasty and Blue for a period of two years. - Mayo is sold as the only condiment at stadium concessions stands for all home games for not less than 10 years.

Patricia struggling to install his defense because writing on whiteboard with a pencil is difficult.

Keep Dr. Pepper far, far away from him.

After an offseason I sometimes forget how fun Sark’s offense is to watch.

It’s the Mobile Commando Unit. A virtual requirement for obtaining a golden 5.0. Other terms to become familiar with: Girded loins Whistlebritches Hill’s Church MayOTF Ruby Rod Rogue Shop Duck Camp Austin Underground Manscaping Grundle Bundle Goodr Blake you’re muted Things to look forward: Arch Manning leading us to an MNC Bobby putting mayo on his corndog in celebration of such Tony Hills bringing gospel of the gridiron Bases Loaded Gerry Hamilton below the belt advert reads Bobby’s reactions to said reads Jennayyy Burton’s Heisman Halloween costume Any of the tailgates if yo can make it The first annual OTF swimsuit calendar when the podcast reaches 100k subs. Welome aboard.

Limped into the post season and then limped out of it. SEC championship exceeds all expectations. Better days are ahead

Amazing story. Chilling as a parent. Very thankful for the Munroe family that it worked out, and that Colt drops into the OTF morning show with his super chats. Blake, I think I told you that we missed you that night at Cook’s by hours. Nothing nearly as serious as Colt’s situation. I still say Colt needs a guest spot for a college pick’em.

Only 14 runs away from challenging for the series.

We’re not exactly covering ourselves in glory with our at bats the last two games, but you can see who’s playing to a hostile crowd.

Didn’t come close. This ump is feeding the crowd with his strike zone that seems to extend to the edges of the batter’s box at times.

Very good club, and their team and fanbase generally have a “want to” advantage over UT in any sport on any given day.

Jammer’s cousin or some such? Lee Jackson and Quadre Diggs dropped in on the chat. It’s funny, when I was growing up down that way Angleton was kinda the sketch town on the edges of the greater Lake Jackson, Clute and Freeport Metroplex. In fact, we called the local community college UCLA for University of Clute, Lake Jackson and Angleton. Now Angleton is the nice place to be with the good schools and athletic programs as new neighborhoods are built up along 288 and the bordering town are built out and aging.

Someone remind me if looking feckless at the plate was how we got to #1.

Unfortunately they had James Franklin return to lose more big games by turtling.

Just 20k more before Gerry Hamilton’s annual swim suit calendar is sent free to all OG’s

I know you get off on confrontation when we possible. You can indulge elsewhere. I’m not here for your jollies.

Memory is fading in who he was talking to. I get it. In one sense he was just trying to “help his guys” as he was on the way out, and also be up front with recruits, but it was also a low thing to do to his replacement. You commit to the school and not the staff was a thing until it wasn’t I guess.

The standard wasn’t who left. The standard was that he was actively trying to undermine the roster. Also, Mack out “killing himself” on the road for the Florida recruit was clearly a move to get him out of Austin and away from the heat.

Patterson, and his wildly out of touch former NBA hype agent something or other Israel were completely misaligned with the fans and collegiate sports, but Mack tried to destroy the roster on the way out and undermine his successor. Btw, I can’t remember that lady’s first name, we can thank her for jetpack man, but watching her fingerprints on the program made me consider a new meaning to the phrase “Drive Israel into the sea.” She had no idea what she was doing.

I think the injury to Colt in the MNC game knocked Mack’s antenna off and he lost his way. He completely abandoned what he had built his program to be, and, while know what was wrong, seemed to lose the ability to lead it in the right direction again. And then he lost his head when the inevitable was clear.

#Lawnmower_5.OTF #GrundleBundle

How can a program as storied as OU have a stadium that fugly?

Mizzou’s 3 run HR with two outs in game two made it more exciting than it needed to be. Looked like a cold miserable day to play ball. Glad they swept.

That’d be pretty high cotton for UT basketball. We’ve been to 3 Final Fours in the 86 year history of the NCAA tournament, and people are acting like it’s a birthright around here.

Forget the 65’s and ask why Pat Mahommes is lifting with the team.