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  1. Bobby_Batronic
    I think it’s safe to say at this point in the proceedings that “All In” is a lot closer to “Getting It Pushed In.” There’s still time to manage the situation with well selected second and third choices, but it looks like our process is decidedly broken from acquisition to retention. We’ve got a week to evaluate, tamper, cajole and spend our a$$es off.
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    People are people. The only place Texas fans are special is in their own heads. It’s the same everywhere that sport matters. 2026 is set to be the year, and UT’s football program is objectively getting it’s teeth kicked in in the portal despite knowing from about game 2 that we’d have to win the day there to make 2026 dreams possible. So people are pissed. And they would be if this board was dedicated to any blue blood experiencing this level of failure. A quick jaunt over to Alabama’s, FSU’s, Clemson’s or pick your struggling P4 program will look virtually the same. And they’ll think they’re a special fan base there too.
  3. Bobby_Batronic
    Texas is objectively getting their a**es handed to them in the portal.
  4. Bobby_Batronic
    He won’t be WR1 at OU which makes the money play more galling. This won’t be about playing time. Or he will be seriously disappointed if he think it is.
  5. Bobby_Batronic
    The annual swimsuit calendar has been discontinued due to inability to keep them in stock. Instead, a new Gerry Hamilton bobble head doll with a 5.0 in one hand, CFA nuggets in the other and a Mayo drenched corn dog in his mouth all be sent out. There is also a bobble of Burton yelling “Boom!” While he accidentally kicks his router, and one of CJ Vogel wearing his Mateerix Reloaded shirt throwing his hat. Manufacturers declined to produce a Jeff Howe doll for safety reasons. That much sexy on the dash would be distracting to drivers. Also the Rod Babers doll shook its head so fast that testers reported that they thought they had consumed Rogue Shop beforehand, and Coach Shipley’s too closely resembled Jimmy Buffet on a golf cart.
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    Tre is getting bad advice, and will probably find out in the portal ( he’ll most certainly find out in the NFL) that he’s a role player and not a starter. If someone wants to pay him starter money then the joke’s on them. Winnerness can only overcome so much. I wish him the best. He’s been a gritty warrior for Texas, but I think this is a mistake. He could have been beloved contributor during a hopeful MNC run. I fear he’ll be just a guy somewhere else. May he prove us all wrong. Good decisions rarely follow bad ones.
  7. Bobby_Batronic
    I believe in real life that actor Daniel Stern only allowed them 1 take with an actual spider on his face. Incidentally, that is one more take than I would have allowed. His being electrocuted in Home Alone 2 still gets me deep in my gut. Right up there with the flying horses in the exploding fake Rock Ridge from Blazing Saddles, Jeff Daniels intestinal distress scene in Dumb and Dumber, and Mike Meyers getting a cart stuck in a tunnel in Austin Powers.
  8. Bobby_Batronic
    Makes him look younger. Also, the inevitable progression from a thinning pate to a solid bit of chin whiskers.
  9. Bobby_Batronic
    I can watch the snow shovel to the face all day.
  10. Bobby_Batronic
    Kinda surprised a man who runs runs an offense that conservative, boring and uncreative managed to run his game in an office setting. Sherrone Moore sucks. He sucked when he subbed for Harbaugh, sucked at running his program, was destined to fail and the university was likey looking for an out. Only his continual improbable wins against OSU kept him around. I’ll be curious what Michigan Man Big Blue can drum up to run their program. Wouldn’t surprise me if they kicked the tires on Harbaugh again.
  11. Bobby_Batronic
    He’s got about a month to do some real tampering…errr….yeoman’s work in the portal.
  12. Bobby_Batronic
    They probably take a few above the 85 limit that they want to hang onto or want to bring in, or have to, as you well noted, increase the number of women’s sports on campus. I mean. How many soccer teams can you field? Full contact Quidditch?
  13. Bobby_Batronic
    Sherrone Moore endeavors to bore his opponents into defeat.
  14. Bobby_Batronic
    So who are your top 20 extra must haves?
  15. Bobby_Batronic
    Urban Meyer is tanned, fat and rested. Also, Kelly seems to have some free time on his hands.
  16. Bobby_Batronic
    It’s apparently harder for Flood to find than the C spot.
  17. Bobby_Batronic
    Yes, but our shopping list is lengthy.
  18. Bobby_Batronic
    Need to pay attention to the USF AD. He’s been on a heater with football coaching hires.
  19. Bobby_Batronic
    A good rule in life is to never follow the GOAT. Besides not starting land wars in SE Asia, another good rule in life is to not follow the lame duck who followed the GOAT. I use lame duck advisedly as DeBoer is a very good coach, but he will be run out of Tuscaloosa for not winning 7 national titles sooner than later imoho. Also, PSU is desperate for actual offensive football after watching their teams struggle with the forward pass for a decade. They might throw the kitchen sink at KD, and he might be wise to accept it. His leash will be longer.
  20. Bobby_Batronic
    Alabama did it too. We’ve reached the tipping point in the chase for money where major schools have priced out the average fan for games worth watching, and the best return on investment is suites for big donors and corporate interests over raw attendance.
  21. Bobby_Batronic
    No, it’s good. Not great. The OL, RB, TE, S aren’t good. Fix the first three and the WR room will look a lot more effective.
  22. Bobby_Batronic
    The ability to win a national title.
  23. Bobby_Batronic
    Gonna be hard to afford a dude for a good position room when we have so much need at other spots.
  24. Bobby_Batronic
    The Governor of the state of Louisiana is always involved in some way. Or they’re incarcerated. Sometimes both.
  25. Bobby_Batronic
    Most of us knew that when we saw how bad our OL was in the non conference slate.
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