Bunk Moreland

Again, this was clearly a Pyrrhic victory for Tech. It won’t really matter if Sorbsy is eligible if they forfeit all their games or if the Big 12 teams boycott those games. What the hell did they think was going to happen? Did Joey and Cody actually think the rest of the college sports universe was just going to roll over for their bullshit scheming? Karma.

An alcoholic shows up to work drunk repeatedly. He is fired. He files for an injunction. He is granted the injunction. The judge says he would be “irreparably harmed” due to the loss of income. Have we lost our collective minds?

Cockroaches don’t have souls.

It may be a Pyrrhic victory. When the SEC and Big 10 eventually break away from the ncaa and form super leagues, there won’t be too many additional spots available. Tech might be inadvertently sealing their own fate with this crap. Does anyone actually think that Texas (or A&M for that matter) is gonna go to bat for the cockroaches to join their league?

Yeah, okay Josh Pate. I don’t remember you holding Joey’s feet to the fire when you interviewed him last week, but I do remember you giving him a huge platform to trash Texas. So spare us the dramatics.

“the most successful people in life bet on themselves” ”we make the rules” Can we please never play these cockroaches ever again?

Cody’s comments about the system being broken sound like mobster logic: “nice CFB system ya got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it.”

Tech is proving Men in Black correct: when you take a cockroach and turn it huge and give it a tremendous amount of power, the world will suffer the destructive consequences as a result. Tech can spend all the millions it wants to try and buy into the big boys club; to me they will always be nothing more than a bunch of roaches.

All I know is that Joey the Mouth can STFU forever with his feigned outrage over Sark’s comments, and Cody Campbell can take his faux patriotism and shove it. The two most cynical people in CFB right now, and that’s saying something.

It’s honestly pathetic. To be so nakedly ambitious and amoral on such a public, national stage—there’s no coming back from this for Tech in the court of public opinion. They’ve sold their collective souls.

This is entirely nonsensical to me. Yes, of course Brendan Sorsby will suffer irreparable harm from forfeiting the cash he was about to make from repeatedly and flagrantly violating NCAA rules. That’s like granting a politician who embezzled campaign contributions an injunction because getting kicked out of Congress would cause him “irreparable harm.”

@Joe Zura

How’s he gonna do that with a coconut cocktail in one hand and a mayo corndog in the other?

@Bobby Burton hats off to you—you have assembled a hell of a team. This level of recruiting news and analysis is not just unmatched in the market, you’re playing a completely different sport than the rest of the field. Really awesome work this weekend, OTF team!

@Joe Zura hates Kyle Flood so much that he gets triggered by any news about defensive linemen too.

Silent commitment

Cody Campbell’s Twitter page tomorrow, probably: “No faithful son or daughter of the Scarlet and Black ought be compelled to witness the fruits of their labor carried southward under circumstances most grievous and suspect. That the noble champions of the Plains, having tilled the softball fields with diligence and devotion, should see their hard-earned glory claimed by the Orange Empire is an affront not merely to competition, but to the very spirit of fair play upon which this great sporting republic was imagined to stand. Let it be recorded for posterity that the citizens of Tortilla Country do hereby register their profound displeasure, and shall henceforth regard this episode as yet another chapter in the long chronicle of hardships unjustly borne by the people of West Texas.”

I never question the nature of Joe Z’s existence. I’m afraid to see how deep the depravity runs.

Originally I thought this was a brilliant strategy by Sark, but this national-level distraction is Joey’s wet dream. In an instant, the Sorsby disaster—one of the biggest scandals in NCAA history and a national embarrassment for Tech—has faded into the background. And Joey McGuire, who looked awful, immoral, and sleazy with his handling of Sorsby, suddenly gets to take the high ground. The media is totally letting him do it, too.

I’m just trolling, Bobby. I know Joey’s full of it.

Looks like you were wrong, @Bobby Burton—Joey the Mouth did call GJ Kinne:

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