Bunk Moreland

@Joe Zura has been hiding in plain sight this whole time!

I’m more excited about R Brown than almost any other transfer. He’s exactly the sort of piece that Sark weaponizes to perfection. I think he could add a Jaydon Blue element to this offense

@Gerry Hamilton ChatGPT put Bobby as Director of Corndogs and I am very offended on your behalf

Pretty impressive speed while double-fisting corn dogs

What exactly has either player done to suggest they don’t have “five-star character”? Royal is committed to Texas and has been transparent every step of the way! Sales has literally done nothing other than take visits and try to decide which school is the best fit for him. The only thing you’ve done in this thread is impugn their character based on nothing but innuendo and your own impatience.

Okay, the question wasn’t about realism. I think you might be thinking too literally. As I interpreted it, the question is about which brand best exemplifies Texas.

As usual Bobby nails it

It’s crazy to me that Zina, Justus Terry, Brandon Baker, Cooper, Townsend are all ranked ahead of D Williams. I get that he had a down year, but remember that this is a guy Sark once projected to be a first rounder. It remains to be seen if he’ll ever return to his 2024 form. But none of those other guys have played as much or as impressively as Williams at his best. I do think all of those other players have the potential to rocket up the list, but I wouldn’t put any of them—including Baker—ahead of D Williams yet.

@Joe Zura is in shambles

Exactly right. He feels like an elevated version of Quinn. Not an insult—both very good college QBs—but I would take arch over either one in a heartbeat because of their limitations.

Fun exercise! Thanks, CJ

Congrats, brother! Our second was born in February. Losing time with the first is definitely the hardest part about having the second. May the Night Princess bring a winter that lasts a generation

Great stuff, Jeff. Happy 4th!

Clearly you’ve never seen Gerry wolfing down mayo corn dogs. Unmatched greatness.