A Complete Sellout

[Bobby Burton]

Season and individual tickets to Texas football home games are now completely sold out. That’s amazing.

Here’s the first part of the official university release:

“Excitement surrounding the 2026 Texas Football season continues to build in anticipation of the Longhorns’ home opener on September 5. Season tickets and individual game tickets for all home games at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium are officially sold out through Texas Athletics.

The sellout continues the incredible momentum surrounding the program under Head Coach Steve Sarkisian and marks the fifth consecutive season that Texas fans have sold out DKR well before the opening kickoff of the season. While tickets available to the general public are sold out, returning and incoming UT students can still purchase the Big Ticket with Football student ticket package, providing access to 100+ Texas Athletics regular season home events during the 2026-27 season. Student tickets for football home games must be claimed during each game’s mobile ticket claim process.”

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[Jimmy Two Times]

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

[alrightalrightalright]

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

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Fixed it for you @Jimmy Two Times

[Hank South]

2 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

☠️

[General Grant]

I remember the potatoes saying why are we joining the sec when we can’t win the big 12. This home schedule is fun

[General Grant]

3 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

We’re done here folks lol

[Jbro52]

5 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

I did too lol 😂 

[Alex Butler]

5 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

That would’ve been more like “complete loser fraud sellout” hahaha. #canjoeyandcody 

[Dawson Yarbrough]

12 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

Same. Or Tech as a whole 🤣

[SETXAN]

Color me disappointed. I was like who is Bobby B going at today?! Had the popcorn in the microwave already!

[Bobby Burton]

23 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

POTD material.

[Brad Kay]

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire...or Jerry and Joe Z

[TheNightKing]

was expecting a picture of Billy Liucci in here. 

[Cisco Diaz]

4 minutes ago, Brad Kay said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire...or Jerry and Joe Z

I was thinking they had made it to the Maury show as well. Bummer. 

[All Gas No Brakes]

43 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

That would have been more juicy! 

[Joe Zura]

46 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

Post of the year 🤘

[Sanka Decaf]

1 hour ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Thought this story was going to be about Joey McGuire

100% - I totally did too!

[Realist Horn]

well, there goes my chance to get reasonable tickets to the Florida game when I come down for my pledge class reunion in October. 

[HalfmileHorn]

Glad I got my Fla and Arky tickets when I did!  Dayum!!

[Adam Lane]

1 hour ago, Bobby Burton said:

POTD material.

Bobby joined the acronym kids cool club for the second time today!  

 

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